{"id":11482,"date":"2013-08-06T13:32:59","date_gmt":"2013-08-06T19:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11482"},"modified":"2013-08-06T13:32:59","modified_gmt":"2013-08-06T19:32:59","slug":"yo-a-hole-creepy-puppet-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/06\/yo-a-hole-creepy-puppet-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"Yo A-Hole, Creepy Puppet Guy"},"content":{"rendered":"

There is a Republican named Ted Yoho from Florida. He’s<\/p>\n

\"\"(more like Yahoo)<\/p>\n

about as bright as a 3 watt bulb. Turns out he’s not only a<\/p>\n

bigot asshole, but it seems he’s really really fucking dumb<\/a><\/p>\n

“I had a little fun with [John] Boehner & told him about the sun
\ntanning tax…..So therefore it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a racist tax and I thought I might
\nneed to get to a sun tanning booth so I can come out & say I have
\nbeen disenfranchised; I got taxed because of the color of my skin.”<\/p>\n

Somehow it seems Ted must have velcro shoes because he<\/p>\n

is SO fucking dumb he might just kill himself with “laces”<\/p>\n

I guess Ted thinks skin cancer is somehow racist. Ohhhhh<\/p>\n

\"\"(of you? Yes)<\/p>\n

sure it is. Yet Ted is now world famous for a “pirate shanty”<\/p>\n

Yoho, Yoho a dumb ass life for me. I tell tall tales. I’ve gone <\/em>
\noff the\u00ef\u00bb\u00bf rails…I really am insane and my thoughts are inane<\/em><\/p>\n

Meh, the guy’s a “birther” so you have all you need to know<\/p>\n

about his “racial issues”. Good people of FLA, get rid-a-Ted<\/p>\n

Then again, he’s ensuring the TeaOP dies quicker then ever<\/p>\n

2014 ends their party as they know it, & don’t see it coming<\/p>\n

The Things Of Nightmares<\/strong><\/p>\n

I rarely see a story that makes my stomach tie in knots like<\/p>\n

this, but here one is. It almost seems right out of the pages<\/p>\n

\"\"(creepy fuck)<\/p>\n

of The Watchmen. Ronald William Brown’s one creepy sob<\/p>\n

He’s 57, a professional puppeteer, & is into child porn with<\/p>\n

death & cannibalism fetishes. You read it right, which is so<\/p>\n

fucking wrong. He was arrested & charged with production,<\/p>\n

distribution & possession of child pornography. He also did<\/p>\n

on-line chats about kidnapping, by discussing “killing, then<\/p>\n

\"\"(face of evil)<\/p>\n

dismembering & eating” a specific boy at Gulf Coast Church<\/p>\n

This story will not end well, & in the coming months horror<\/p>\n

will be coming out of his mouth. This is sad, and this insane<\/p>\n

creepy fucking thing should never be released from jail ever<\/p>\n

He’s the face of pure evil, and it gives me chills to see his pic<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There is a Republican named Ted Yoho from Florida. He’s (more like Yahoo) about as bright as a 3 watt bulb. Turns out he’s not only a bigot asshole, but it seems he’s really really fucking dumb “I had a little fun with [John] Boehner & told him about the sun tanning tax…..So therefore it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11482"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11482"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11490,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11482\/revisions\/11490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}