{"id":11453,"date":"2013-07-31T15:11:50","date_gmt":"2013-07-31T21:11:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11453"},"modified":"2013-07-31T21:49:53","modified_gmt":"2013-08-01T03:49:53","slug":"carlos-dangers-trouser-mouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/31\/carlos-dangers-trouser-mouse\/","title":{"rendered":"Carlos Danger’s “Trouser Mouse”"},"content":{"rendered":"

What happens when you win in Vegas? They all shout “Winner!”<\/p>\n

\"\"(see my dick!)<\/p>\n

What happens when you keep showing your junk on-line? Well<\/p>\n

you’re now called a “Weiner!”. The viral flesh flag fella won’t go<\/p>\n

gently into that good night. It is 50% hubris, 50% public whore<\/p>\n

Face it, “Dirk Dangler” likes the lights, the cheesey sets, and sex<\/p>\n

He is a farce, a joke, a fool, a tool, a sod, a clod, a wang, & a lout<\/p>\n

The fucking guy “investigated” himself; for shit he already knew<\/p>\n

\"\"(Sex-Edna)<\/p>\n

he DID. I wouldn’t trust that guy with government $ & jobs. He<\/p>\n

even lies to himself. What did he think, that he’d find out that he<\/p>\n

wasn’t<\/em> still on-line sexting, & fucking around with women? Jeez<\/p>\n

The guy is a class A turd. Not for his ‘indiscretions’. People have<\/p>\n

them, they make mistakes, but they hopefully LEARN from em<\/p>\n

The guy hasn’t learned a thing, & like I said here earlier in May<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"(the Huma-ilation)<\/p>\n

these idiots deserve all the public shame they get. In not letting<\/p>\n

go of their tiny grip of power, they’ve now become punch lines<\/p>\n

While I agreed with his fire & some of his politics, he clearly is<\/p>\n

not someone with the “sound decision making skills” for power<\/p>\n

Fighting a nasty cold for the last 4 days, so sorry for late posts<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What happens when you win in Vegas? They all shout “Winner!” (see my dick!) What happens when you keep showing your junk on-line? Well you’re now called a “Weiner!”. The viral flesh flag fella won’t go gently into that good night. It is 50% hubris, 50% public whore Face it, “Dirk Dangler” likes the lights, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11453"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11453"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11459,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11453\/revisions\/11459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}