{"id":11439,"date":"2013-07-29T17:28:41","date_gmt":"2013-07-29T23:28:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11439"},"modified":"2013-07-29T17:28:41","modified_gmt":"2013-07-29T23:28:41","slug":"baseless-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/29\/baseless-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"Baseless Balls"},"content":{"rendered":"

It seems our National Past time has a tiny problem. As in<\/p>\n

a tiny set of testicles, a tiny penis, & a tiny HOF ceremony<\/p>\n

\"\"(dirty needle?)<\/p>\n

The “Roid” era in baseball was different. It wasn’t just the<\/p>\n

“cheating”; it was a blatant “You know you want it” rapey<\/p>\n

attitude they strutted around with. It was like….”I can hit<\/p>\n

the big long ball, so don’t ask how the cake’s made idiots”<\/p>\n

Well, it seems the world DID ask how the cake was made<\/p>\n

and we all choked on the bad ingredients. It tainted MLB<\/p>\n

\"\"(cheating SOB’s)<\/p>\n

Ha ha ha, I typed “taint”. Meh, it just makes the past of a<\/p>\n

slew of amazing players look that much brighter to us all<\/p>\n

To all those in baseball who did it ‘right’, your house will<\/p>\n

remain untouched, unstained, & unmarked by it all. But<\/p>\n

to those who lied, doped, & laughed; joke’s in your pants<\/p>\n

No one will make the HOF this year, & I say, “Thank you”<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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