{"id":1143,"date":"2009-04-18T09:48:40","date_gmt":"2009-04-18T15:48:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1143"},"modified":"2009-04-18T09:48:40","modified_gmt":"2009-04-18T15:48:40","slug":"farts-gentle-reminder-or-stern-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/18\/farts-gentle-reminder-or-stern-warning\/","title":{"rendered":"Farts! Gentle Reminder, Or Stern Warning&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What makes any Disney movie funny to kids? What can be SBD, or loud with no cloud? What&#8217;s not so great, that can ruin a date?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/fat-in-your-general-direction.jpg\" alt=\"fat-in-your-general-direction.jpg\" height=\"252\" width=\"244\" \/>(Wow, how kind)<\/p>\n<p>Farts&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve got loud farts, soft squeakers, thunder sharts, trumpets, balloon releasers, face melters, room clearers, eye blinders, butt crackers, wet whispers, and so many more&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>No denying the range, but maybe if we could contain them, and use them for good&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Only then, could they be more than a punch line. They&#8217;d be something special&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/return-farts.jpg\" alt=\"return-farts.jpg\" height=\"183\" width=\"244\" \/>(Do you have a release station close to you?)<\/p>\n<p>Obama will be looking at this for an alternative renewable energy source for sure&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just saying&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, I&#8217;ve been hanging out with my 9 year-old niece all weekend&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What makes any Disney movie funny to kids? What can be SBD, or loud with no cloud? What&#8217;s not so great, that can ruin a date? (Wow, how kind) Farts&#8230; You&#8217;ve got loud farts, soft squeakers, thunder sharts, trumpets, balloon releasers, face melters, room clearers, eye blinders, butt crackers, wet whispers, and so many more&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}