{"id":11424,"date":"2013-07-23T09:47:17","date_gmt":"2013-07-23T15:47:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11424"},"modified":"2013-07-23T09:47:17","modified_gmt":"2013-07-23T15:47:17","slug":"royal-baby-babble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/23\/royal-baby-babble\/","title":{"rendered":"Royal Baby Babble"},"content":{"rendered":"

I always thought the “Royal Baby” was when a little kid throws a mega fit in<\/p>\n

a nice store, or someone cries over a call in sports, or people bitch about the<\/p>\n

\"\"(Baby Boy)<\/p>\n

color of their eggs when they taste fine. But “oh no”, this is all about the new<\/p>\n

‘Royal Baby Boy’. Shit, it sounds like a big rappers name. His album, “Breast<\/p>\n

Fed” drops on Thursday. I kid, I joke, I fart. Now, the real important news…<\/p>\n

Not what happening in Egypt, or our fucked up House of Reps, or even with<\/p>\n

the insanity of immigration reform. No, it’s only about one thing now. That,<\/p>\n

baby’s, name. Speculation has already begun, and North West is leading the<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yeah, no)<\/p>\n

pack followed by….Baby Crown Royal, My Favorite Knot Is, and Sex Always<\/p>\n

We would of also accepted: Crunkenstien, Kid Kash, & The Royal We. Zing!<\/p>\n

Sorry for two days of no posts, down in Florida dealing with family business<\/p>\n

My grandmother Omi’s dying, & that really takes all my time up during days<\/p>\n

Meh, it’s sad, but in life you can only count on 2 things: death, and bad dates<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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