{"id":11408,"date":"2013-07-18T15:43:08","date_gmt":"2013-07-18T21:43:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11408"},"modified":"2013-07-18T15:45:12","modified_gmt":"2013-07-18T21:45:12","slug":"my-weiner-spitzerd-blacklash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/18\/my-weiner-spitzerd-blacklash\/","title":{"rendered":"My Weiner Spitzer&#8217;d &#038; Blacklash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems the Democrats Anthony Weiner &amp; Elliot Spitzer don&#8217;t<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11409\" title=\"Anothony Weiner super funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Anothony-Weiner-super-funny.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"432\" \/>(Weiner Man)<\/p>\n<p>mind about their sexual indiscretions, but will &#8220;Voters&#8221; mind?<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll be shocked at the reaction, Weiner&#8217;s &#8220;polling well&#8221;. Zing<\/p>\n<p>Spitzer won&#8217;t be swallowed by any opponent. But what does it<\/p>\n<p>say about our selection of potential office holders when 1 guy<\/p>\n<p>flashed his flesh flag on line, &amp; the other guy spent more cash<\/p>\n<p>on hookers than Vegas does in two weeks? It tells me that the<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11410\" title=\"spitzer-client-9-425\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/spitzer-client-9-425.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"325\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/spitzer-client-9-425.jpg 425w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/spitzer-client-9-425-245x300.jpg 245w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/>(Zing!)<\/p>\n<p>voters don&#8217;t give a shit about your personal life so long as you<\/p>\n<p>actually vote correctly on shit that helps society &amp; makes it all<\/p>\n<p>function correctly. Wow, it is &#8220;clear&#8221; that the Republicans blow,<\/p>\n<p>but I guess some of the Democrats will gladly pay to be on the<\/p>\n<p>receiving end of it all. Meh, if Sanford can get elected, why not<\/p>\n<p><strong>Louis Black Tears Perry New Shit Shoot<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It seems Rick Perry can&#8217;t do much right these days, but now he<\/p>\n<p>is even &#8220;pissing off other states&#8221;. Yes, he is sending out all these<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11411\" title=\"Rick Perry Simpsonized\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Rick-Perry-Simpsonized.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"324\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Rick-Perry-Simpsonized.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Rick-Perry-Simpsonized-300x218.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 324px) 100vw, 324px\" \/>(Pow pow!)<\/p>\n<p>campaign video&#8217;s &amp; commercials to &#8220;put down&#8221; other states and<\/p>\n<p>claim &#8220;Texas is better for business&#8221; than their own state. It&#8217;s like<\/p>\n<p>another women walking up to you and your wife during dinner &amp;<\/p>\n<p>saying, &#8220;She won&#8217;t take it in a ass &amp; let you sploog, BUT I WILL&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, TDS&#8217;s Louis Black decided to put this together as a &#8220;Nice<\/p>\n<p>Little <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/07\/18\/lewis-black-rick-perry-dont-fck-with-new-york_n_3618048.html\">Reply<\/a>&#8221; to that idea. And it was amazingly very New York<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11412\" title=\"lewis-black-new-york-texas-2013-07\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/lewis-black-new-york-texas-2013-07.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"176\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/lewis-black-new-york-texas-2013-07.jpg 660w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/lewis-black-new-york-texas-2013-07-300x163.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 323px) 100vw, 323px\" \/>(Blacklash)<\/p>\n<p>The old phrase is, &#8220;Don&#8217;t Mess With Texas&#8221;, well it seems that<\/p>\n<p>now NYC&#8217;s telling you &#8220;Don&#8217;t Fuck With New York&#8221;. Nail, meet<\/p>\n<p>head. And with Perry not running again, this sad sack of older<\/p>\n<p>school nonsense can crawl under his &#8220;Ni**erhead Ranch&#8221; rock<\/p>\n<p>Here is a good Elizabeth Warren <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/blogs\/wonkblog\/wp\/2013\/07\/12\/elizabeth-warren-and-john-mccain-want-glass-steagall-back-should-you\/\">run down<\/a> of the proposed law<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3663128830\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems the Democrats Anthony Weiner &amp; Elliot Spitzer don&#8217;t (Weiner Man) mind about their sexual indiscretions, but will &#8220;Voters&#8221; mind? You&#8217;ll be shocked at the reaction, Weiner&#8217;s &#8220;polling well&#8221;. Zing Spitzer won&#8217;t be swallowed by any opponent. But what does it say about our selection of potential office holders when 1 guy flashed his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}