{"id":1139,"date":"2009-04-17T10:13:38","date_gmt":"2009-04-17T16:13:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1139"},"modified":"2009-04-17T10:13:38","modified_gmt":"2009-04-17T16:13:38","slug":"can-you-believe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/17\/can-you-believe\/","title":{"rendered":"Can you Believe…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Obama’s a Socialist totalitarian, with no birth certificate, who plans on implementing a New World Order by taking aways everyones guns, putting us in mandatory FEMA camps, and opening government funded abortion stations on the freeway?<\/p>\n

What’s up with that?!?!<\/p>\n

\"s-glenn-beck-large.jpg\"(Pours faux “gas” on intern)<\/p>\n

I thought the left was a bunch of pot smoking hippies tin foil hat wearing pussies. Since when did right suddenly become conspiracy theory nuts?<\/p>\n

The argument doesn’t work…<\/p>\n

\"3333565619_91a6061e9d.jpg\"(Only in America!)<\/p>\n

It’s like saying the 08 version was screaming, “Look at that guy Obama. He’s a terrorist, has no experience, and will kill if you hire him” while the 09 version says, “Look how organized, stealthy, and calculatingly evil this super villain mastermind is”?<\/p>\n

Can’t have both. It doesn’t make sense…<\/p>\n

Who’s This Former Child Star?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"rudy-cosby.jpg\"(Boobie time!)<\/p>\n

Is she…<\/p>\n

A) Chaka Khan illegitimate daughter
\nB) Someone owned by Disney
\nC) Chris Browns new girlfriend before she gets beaten
\nD) Rudy from the Cosby Show<\/p>\n

The answer is A…<\/p>\n

Wait, it’s actually D. I always did suck at multiple choice…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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