{"id":11288,"date":"2013-07-02T13:14:34","date_gmt":"2013-07-02T19:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11288"},"modified":"2013-07-02T13:16:13","modified_gmt":"2013-07-02T19:16:13","slug":"deen-digs-deeper-puppet-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/02\/deen-digs-deeper-puppet-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Deen Digs Deeper, & Puppet Sex?!?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

when you are in a deep hole, the old axiom is, to “stop digging”<\/p>\n

\"\"(keep digging)<\/p>\n

But, if you are disgraced bigot southern gal Paula Deen, the big<\/p>\n

buttery shovel can never be put down. She is like ‘Champ’ from<\/p>\n

‘Anchor Man’ when Brain Fantana says this to him after a rant:<\/p>\n

“Take it easy, Champ. Why don’t you stop talking for a while??”<\/p>\n

Yet Deen & her legal team just can’t help themselves<\/a>, so they’re<\/p>\n

trying to claim that 1\/2 the law suit should be thrown out cause<\/p>\n

\"\"(Good call Champ)<\/p>\n

Lisa Jackson, who is white, has no legal ‘standing’. But get this;<\/p>\n

they are citing the Supreme Courts “overturn of Prop 8” for the<\/p>\n

gay marriage issue claiming, “Lisa doesn’t have legal standing”<\/p>\n

since she is white to being offended at the N-Word. Oh for shit<\/p>\n

sakes. Do me a favor, how many of you have ‘asked’ your older<\/p>\n

racist aunt\/grandmother\/uncle\/grandfather to stop using that<\/p>\n

word around you? Answer, a shit load. Well, Deen’s NOT even<\/p>\n

\"\"(oh jeeeez)<\/p>\n

fighting her racist nature anymore, she’s just trying to stop all<\/p>\n

the financial bleeding with legal loopholes. Forget that this IS<\/p>\n

“basic discrimination”, but my guess is you’ll have a shit ton of<\/p>\n

black employee’s who will step up to support Lisa’s case today<\/p>\n

Some fidiots (fucking idiots) never learn. When you screw up,<\/p>\n

you take your lumps\/medicine, accept reality, & move on. But<\/p>\n

there is NO moving on when douches like this try to avoid it all<\/p>\n

No more Deen, this “hateful bigot” deserves no more attention<\/p>\n

Bert & Ernie Are Evil Filthy “Gays”<\/strong><\/p>\n

The cover of the New Yorker had Bert & Ernie watching the TV<\/p>\n

\"\"(NBD)<\/p>\n

Supreme court decision together on the couch. But the right &<\/p>\n

some on the left “flipped out”. Really? No, fucking ‘really’? You<\/p>\n

nuts are worried about Muppet puppets sexual interests? Right<\/p>\n

wing nutter Bryan Fisher totally “flipped out”<\/a> with cover saying<\/p>\n

“They are romantically coupled on the couch…The New Yorker
\nwho has got them in a “homosexual clinch” in front of the TV”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh, so he’s insane)<\/p>\n

I was not aware “hugs” are different for loving couples vs “gays”<\/p>\n

Ah so regular heterosexual couples like Sonja & I “hug”, BUT it<\/p>\n

is the gays that get each other in a “homosexual clinch” never to<\/p>\n

escape. Do they “gay” park their car, or “gay” eat diner, or “gay”<\/p>\n

work out, or “gay” take a shit? People like Fisher might protest<\/p>\n

too much, & want to be “clinched” by one soon. What a toolbox<\/p>\n

The good news is this, it’s the New Yorker, if that is their “take”<\/p>\n

on the events, it’s their right. Freedom cuts both ways, jeeeeeez<\/p>\n

Tomorrow: protestor arrested for using Chalk, & Hastings RIP<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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