{"id":11197,"date":"2013-06-21T12:30:20","date_gmt":"2013-06-21T18:30:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11197"},"modified":"2013-06-21T12:38:33","modified_gmt":"2013-06-21T18:38:33","slug":"pompus-paula-deen-fried","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/21\/pompus-paula-deen-fried\/","title":{"rendered":"Pompous Paula “Deen Fried”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Paula “Type II Diabetes” Deen AKA “Let’s flash-fry a fucking Buick”<\/p>\n

\"\"(bigot butter bitch)<\/p>\n

thinks “popsicles” are “butter on a stick”. It turns out, Paula’s a BIG<\/p>\n

“fucking racist funt” (filthy fat cunt). The good news is now she has<\/p>\n

been diagnosed with “Type II Racism”. She spoke under oath for an<\/p>\n

upcoming trial where Lisa Jackson is suing them for racial & sexual<\/p>\n

work place discrimination. Here is just a little helping of her type II<\/p>\n

\"\"(stay classy fatty)<\/p>\n

Lawyer:<\/strong> Have you ever used the N-word yourself?
\nDeen: <\/strong>Yes, of course.<\/p>\n

Lawyer: <\/strong>Okay. In what context?
\nDeen: <\/strong>Well, it was probably when a black man burst into the bank
\nthat I was working at and put a gun to my head.<\/p>\n

Lawyer:<\/strong> Okay. And what did you say?
\nDeen:<\/strong> Well, I don’t remember, but the gun was dancing all around
\nmy temple…I didn’t-I didn’t feel real favorable towards him.<\/p>\n

Lawyer: <\/strong>Okay. Well, did you use the N-word to him as he pointed a
\ngun in your head at your face?
\nDeen:<\/strong> Absolutely not.<\/p>\n

Lawyer:<\/strong> Well, then, when did you use it?
\nDeen: <\/strong>Probably in telling my husband.<\/p>\n

Oh for shits sake, you can not makes this shit up, & it’s so expected<\/p>\n

\"\"(I knew it!)<\/p>\n

She went on to explain<\/a> she liked a “Traditional Southern Plantation<\/p>\n

Wedding” for Bubba, & went on to explain herself very clearly here:<\/p>\n

Lawyer:<\/strong> Right. Back in an era where there were middle-aged black
\nmen waiting on white people.
\nDeen:<\/strong> Well, it was not only black men, it was black women.<\/p>\n

She cancelled on the Today show, which means she would of gotten<\/p>\n

her fat bigoted ass handed to her. She admitted her guilt by skippin’<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(you hateful cunt)<\/p>\n

Meh, another bigbut bigot bites the dust. I say…GOOD, shine a light<\/p>\n

Blackhawks have a MASSIVE big game on Saturday. The Bruins are<\/p>\n

so damn good, & we’re evenly matched. All heart wins it go HAWKS!<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Paula “Type II Diabetes” Deen AKA “Let’s flash-fry a fucking Buick” (bigot butter bitch) thinks “popsicles” are “butter on a stick”. It turns out, Paula’s a BIG “fucking racist funt” (filthy fat cunt). The good news is now she has been diagnosed with “Type II Racism”. She spoke under oath for an upcoming trial where […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11197"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11197"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11208,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11197\/revisions\/11208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}