13-Year-Old Robs Bank<\/span><\/p>\n![\"bart-simpson-juvie.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/bart-simpson-juvie.jpg\")
(Even Bart S. is in over his head)<\/p>\n
You’re 13, at home, and board. You could…<\/p>\n
A) Study
\nB) Play video games\/watch TV
\nC) Call a boy\/girl
\nD) Play sports
\nE) Rob a fucking bank<\/p>\n
The boy, whose name is not being released, is accused of robbing a Peoria, ILL. Bank’s main office with a semi\u00e2\u20ac\u201cautomatic handgun. The money had an exploding dye\u00e2\u20ac\u201cpack and it went off, staining the cash and the robber with red ink…<\/p>\n
The boy was caught by police 36 minutes after he robbed it in a nearby garage…<\/p>\n
Luckily we have a file photo and name of this young boy…<\/p>\n
![\"stupid-bird-shit-kid.JPG\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/stupid-bird-shit-kid.JPG\")
(Shit Head)<\/p>\n
Kid, your new hobby’ll be getting pooperplugged in juvie…<\/p>\n
Enjoy…<\/p>\n
RIP Marylin Chambers<\/span><\/p>\nPorn icon Marilyn Chambers was found dead in her Los Angeles home Sunday night, at the age of 56. She did more “Skin-a-max” soft stuff the last 25 years…<\/p>\n
Sadly, I think I watched most of them…Party Girls<\/em>, I’m looking in your direction…<\/p>\n![\"marylin-chambers-cu.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/marylin-chambers-cu.jpg\")
(Still had it)<\/p>\n
Why does everything I masturbate to die?<\/p>\n
Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
And she liked it… (Uhhhhhh!) Whoa, I’ve seen cuter hairless dogs. She’s got a face made for radio… With a breath taking voice to match it! You’ve probably heard people talk about it already, or seen it by now. If you haven’t, here you go… Before going on stage, Ms. Boyle admitted she’s never been […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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(Uhhhhhh!)<\/p>\n![\"hot-guy-josh.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/hot-guy-josh.jpg\")
(“Susan baby, don’t go”)<\/p>\n