{"id":11183,"date":"2013-06-20T13:18:56","date_gmt":"2013-06-20T19:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11183"},"modified":"2013-06-20T16:04:00","modified_gmt":"2013-06-20T22:04:00","slug":"tea-derps-fetus-flop-nsa-ok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/20\/tea-derps-fetus-flop-nsa-ok\/","title":{"rendered":"Tea Derps, Fetus Flop, &#038; NSA-OK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>imagine a world where facts didn&#8217;t exist, &amp; people just made<\/p>\n<p>shit up to suit their &#8220;every mental problem&#8221;. Then imagine a<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11184\" title=\"Familyguyteaparty\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Familyguyteaparty.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Familyguyteaparty.jpg 301w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Familyguyteaparty-300x250.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(Moron Patrol)<\/p>\n<p>group of people SO ignorant, SO factually lacking, that they<\/p>\n<p>live in an Alternate Reality apart from everyone else. POOF<\/p>\n<p>If you are a TeaOP&#8217;er, you&#8217;re already &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/lifestyle\/style\/at-tea-party-rally-the-irs-is-a-useful-villain\/2013\/06\/19\/5a82e69c-d91e-11e2-a016-92547bf094cc_story.html\">THERE&#8217;<\/a>. The &#8220;Derpy&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>one&#8217;s had a goofy rally to SPEW their massive ignorance at<\/p>\n<p>each other. For in a vacuum of dumb, facts are not allowed<\/p>\n<p>in&#8230;ever! They had Becktopia, Turd Cruz, Rand Paul, Louie<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11185\" title=\"herp_derp\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/herp_derp.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"392\" \/>(sooooo true)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Loony&#8221; Gohmert, Michelle &#8220;Unemployed&#8221; Bachmann, and<\/p>\n<p>many more from the land of abused white people that time<\/p>\n<p>forgot. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Anyone want to fire some IRS agents?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Rand <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=iJfJcOOdX6s&amp;lc=0Kjqjns6TF7rmtLY21wRcebdLAGkydLN5QPKB2DzO44&amp;lcor=1&amp;feature=em-comment_reply_received&amp;lch=email_reply\">yelled<\/a><\/p>\n<p>*loud ignorant cheers erupt*. He continues, &#8220;Why don&#8217;t we<\/p>\n<p>start with the 16,000 IRS agents who are gonna implement<\/p>\n<p>Obamacare?&#8221; *more cheers*. Forget one thing has nothing,<\/p>\n<p>literally NOTHING to do with the other, and if they need to<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11186\" title=\"tea_party_malcomx_091310-thumb-640xauto-978\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/tea_party_malcomx_091310-thumb-640xauto-978.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/tea_party_malcomx_091310-thumb-640xauto-978.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/tea_party_malcomx_091310-thumb-640xauto-978-300x190.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/>(how&#8230;pathetic)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;fire&#8221; the people responsible, it&#8217;s conservative John Schafer<\/p>\n<p>And he SHOULDN&#8217;T be &#8216;fired&#8217; for literally doing his fucking<\/p>\n<p>job. Turd Cruz, &#8220;The very best solution is we need to abolish<\/p>\n<p>the IRS!&#8221;. What idiot derp. They&#8217;re insane morons who only<\/p>\n<p>represent the top 1%, speaking &#8216;non-sense lies&#8217;, &amp; hate to an<\/p>\n<p>ignorant, xenophobic, bigoted collective of idiotic jackasses<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pro-Life TeaOP&#8217;er Says That &#8220;Fetus&#8217;s Masturbate&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In the &#8220;Holy Shit How Much Dumber Can They Fuckin Get&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>category; House representative Michael Burgess (R-Texas)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11187\" title=\"Michael Burgess\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Michael-Burgess.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"284\" \/>(Dr. Derp)<\/p>\n<p>said <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theatlanticwire.com\/politics\/2013\/06\/michael-burgess-fetus-masturbation\/66345\/\">this<\/a> on the house floor. Note, he is a fucking DOCTOR:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;This is a subject I know something about&#8230;Watch a sonogram <\/em><br \/>\n<em>of a  15-week baby, &amp; they have movements that are purposeful. <\/em><br \/>\n<em>They stroke  their face. <strong>If they&#8217;re a male baby, they may <\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong>have their hand  between their legs. If they feel pleasure, <\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong>why is it so hard to believe  that they could feel pain?<\/strong>&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This is a Sitting US Congressman, making decisions &amp; laws<\/p>\n<p>that effect women, men, all citizens; &amp; he thinks that fetus&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;whack off&#8221;. Nothing about the female fetus&#8217;s, cause he does<\/p>\n<p>not think about &#8216;those&#8217; at all. In fact, it is interesting to know<\/p>\n<p>that fetus&#8217;s without any developed sex organs, can do all this<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/stupid-people.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11190\" title=\"stupid-people\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/stupid-people.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/stupid-people.jpg 460w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/stupid-people-300x287.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/><\/a>(Truth)<\/p>\n<p>These strokes are just clinically insane, &amp; he was an OBGYN<\/p>\n<p>Do you want this nut bag anywhere NEAR your vagina?!?!?<\/p>\n<p>History will not be kind to these people; they will ALL be the<\/p>\n<p>main reason the TeaOP died. Holy collection of total dipshits<\/p>\n<p><strong>Obama Digs The NSA Spying<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>AGAIN, all the warrant-less wiretapping is wrong. It&#8217;s also an<\/p>\n<p>issues that is real, it&#8217;s bad, &amp; something Obama can be hit on<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11189\" title=\"Obama NSA funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Obama-NSA-funny.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"432\" \/>(Spy Time)<\/p>\n<p>But THEY DON&#8217;T CARE. Why? Well, because &#8220;Psssssst, he&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>black&#8221;. You have the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=W-bjaaNCZGo\">&#8220;Birther&#8221; shit kicking up again<\/a>, because<\/p>\n<p>they do not care about facts, reality, or actual governance for<\/p>\n<p>our country. They are only concerned about &#8220;getting Obama<\/p>\n<p>out&#8221;. Obama thinks the NSA is a great thing that is &#8220;keeping<\/p>\n<p>us safe&#8221;. WOW, talk about a 180. He should talk with &#8220;2007<\/p>\n<p>Obama&#8221; who stood against this warrant-less program and it<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11191\" title=\"Obama NSA Verizon funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Obama-NSA-Verizon-funny.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"345\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Obama-NSA-Verizon-funny.jpg 623w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Obama-NSA-Verizon-funny-280x300.jpg 280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(true)<\/p>\n<p>was an abuse of power. I guess things look different when it<\/p>\n<p>is YOUR side of the desk now. Meh, if there are warrant-less<\/p>\n<p>tapping going on, that is simply &#8220;Unconstitutional&#8221;, PERIOD!<\/p>\n<p>But they all scream, &#8220;Birth certificate&#8221;, &#8220;IRS&#8221;, or &#8220;Benghazi!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mostly because they&#8217;re ignorant xenophobic big-ass morons<\/p>\n<p>RIP James Gandolfini who passed away yesterday at 51. Sad<\/p>\n<p>And the best news, Blackhawks WON 6-5. Game 5 Saturday<\/p>\n<p>Have s day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>imagine a world where facts didn&#8217;t exist, &amp; people just made shit up to suit their &#8220;every mental problem&#8221;. Then imagine a (Moron Patrol) group of people SO ignorant, SO factually lacking, that they live in an Alternate Reality apart from everyone else. POOF If you are a TeaOP&#8217;er, you&#8217;re already &#8216;THERE&#8217;. The &#8220;Derpy&#8221; one&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11183"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11183"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11194,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11183\/revisions\/11194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}