{"id":11086,"date":"2013-06-06T12:22:51","date_gmt":"2013-06-06T18:22:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11086"},"modified":"2013-06-06T12:23:02","modified_gmt":"2013-06-06T18:23:02","slug":"christie-cream-oreilly-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/06\/christie-cream-oreilly-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"Christie Cream, O&#8217;Reilly &#8220;Rules&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chris Christie wants a &#8220;special election&#8221;. Is that like this sort<\/p>\n<p>of new election that should be treated differently? Well? Yes<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11087\" title=\"Chris Christie big sandwich\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Chris-Christie-big-sandwich.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"247\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Chris-Christie-big-sandwich.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Chris-Christie-big-sandwich-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Yummy)<\/p>\n<p>because he could have held it during the &#8216;regular election&#8217; in<\/p>\n<p>November without spending the additional cash. He picked<\/p>\n<p>the &#8220;October Special Election costing $24 million&#8221;. He now<\/p>\n<p>set the &#8220;Special Election&#8221; 3 weeks before the regular one, on<\/p>\n<p>October 16th. Holy crap-a-ramma. Forget that Fatty Douche<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11088\" title=\"Chris Christie pointing funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Chris-Christie-pointing-funny.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Chris-Christie-pointing-funny.jpg 553w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Chris-Christie-pointing-funny-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(&#8220;You, get in my belly&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>publicly SAID he&#8217;d never do this to a hypothetical question<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/news\/2013-06-05\/christie-senate-election-all-promises-turmoil-for-booker.html\">The reason<\/a>?? He wants to &#8220;keep Democrat Cory Booker off<\/p>\n<p>the ticket&#8221; that a big turnout would help Christie&#8217;s opponent<\/p>\n<p>This is all &#8220;political&#8221;, very very very stupid, and show that the<\/p>\n<p>ONLY &#8220;reasonable TeaOP&#8217;er&#8221; on the planet just totally lost it<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bill-O Thinks The Youth Are &#8220;Immature Morons&#8221;!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Think of an old man shaking his fist &amp; screaming, &#8220;Get off my<\/p>\n<p>lawn you damn punk kids!&#8221;. He does not care about youth, or<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11089\" title=\"bill O'Reilly meme funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/bill-OReilly-meme-funny.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/bill-OReilly-meme-funny.jpg 492w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/bill-OReilly-meme-funny-300x203.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(&#8220;My audience is deaf&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>College students, or really anyone who accepts facts &amp; reality<\/p>\n<p>He told College GOP&#8217;ers who did a study and were explaining<\/p>\n<p>the bad results to him that kids are: &#8220;Immature&#8221; and &#8220;Stupid&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The results said the youth will not ever vote GOP again, cause<\/p>\n<p>they don&#8217;t do anything for <em>them<\/em>, and Women, Latino&#8217;s, gays,<\/p>\n<p>teachers, immigrants, Mexican American&#8217;s, &amp; all minorities<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11090\" title=\"BillOReillys_Meme_02\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/BillOReillys_Meme_02.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/BillOReillys_Meme_02.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/BillOReillys_Meme_02-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/BillOReillys_Meme_02-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(you can&#8217;t)<\/p>\n<p>Bill&#8217;s average aged viewer is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2006\/07\/11\/arts\/television\/11keit.html?ex=1310270400&amp;en=4ccc4d43ec65612e&amp;ei=5090&amp;partner=rssuserland&amp;emc=rss&amp;_r=0\">71<\/a>. Let that sink in for a moment<\/p>\n<p>He appeals to older, white, suburbanites who all think &#8220;cars<\/p>\n<p>are too fast&#8221;, &amp; &#8220;society is falling apart since the blackish guy<\/p>\n<p>got into office&#8221;. Ignorance &amp; hate &#8220;normally&#8221; always go hand<\/p>\n<p>in hand. Because you need one to have the other. The TeaOP<\/p>\n<p>will never go quietly into that goodnight. They will scream so<\/p>\n<p>loudly with, &#8220;It&#8217;s gumberment mind control&#8221;, &amp; &#8220;Hollywood<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/BillOReillys_Meme_03.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11091\" title=\"BillOReillys_Meme_03\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/BillOReillys_Meme_03.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/BillOReillys_Meme_03.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/BillOReillys_Meme_03-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/BillOReillys_Meme_03-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/><\/a>(you can&#8217;t)<\/p>\n<p>literally created this <em>fake<\/em> America we&#8217;re living in right now&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It sure as hell beats accepting the truth that their party died<\/p>\n<p>Sorry about yesterdays non-post. Had to pick up family from<\/p>\n<p>O&#8217;Hare, and had to prep for a cool Kraft corporate gig. Sorry<\/p>\n<p>Blackhawks can try to steal game 4 in LA, let&#8217;s just do it boys<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-48769102\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chris Christie wants a &#8220;special election&#8221;. Is that like this sort of new election that should be treated differently? Well? Yes (Yummy) because he could have held it during the &#8216;regular election&#8217; in November without spending the additional cash. He picked the &#8220;October Special Election costing $24 million&#8221;. He now set the &#8220;Special Election&#8221; 3 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11086"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11086\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11095,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11086\/revisions\/11095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}