{"id":11052,"date":"2013-05-31T12:09:47","date_gmt":"2013-05-31T18:09:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11052"},"modified":"2013-05-31T12:21:03","modified_gmt":"2013-05-31T18:21:03","slug":"einstiens-naps-after-spanking-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/31\/einstiens-naps-after-spanking-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Einstien&#8217;s Naps After Spanking It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>you totally know that Albert would take naps in the late<\/p>\n<p>afternoons. Naps are good. Shit, we make kids take em,<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11054\" title=\"Albert Einstein funny cartoon\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Albert-Einstein-funny-cartoon.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"215\" \/>(post spank)<\/p>\n<p>so why SHOULDN&#8217;T they be allowed for adults. Hell, it<\/p>\n<p>it really BS to get a kid used to having something soooo<\/p>\n<p>cool, only to take it away when we all get older. Bullshit<\/p>\n<p>But my guess that Albert spanked it hard to get into the<\/p>\n<p>nice deep REM sleep. Maybe to nice porn, or a Sears bra<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11055\" title=\"Albert Einstien funny quote\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Albert-Einstien-funny-quote.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"242\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Albert-Einstien-funny-quote.jpg 484w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Albert-Einstien-funny-quote-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(pre-spank)<\/p>\n<p>section. They didn&#8217;t have Victoria Secret in his day. But<\/p>\n<p>I totally think he did. It&#8217;d explain his high IQ, and smile<\/p>\n<p>all the time. He thinks, &#8220;I got a job where I can pull my<\/p>\n<p>goalie once a day, then take a sweet nap, &amp; they pay me<\/p>\n<p>big $ for it all&#8221;. I think we all know why he was a genius<\/p>\n<p>Monday: FOX&#8217;s bold Benghazi lie, again, &amp; mayor crack<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>you totally know that Albert would take naps in the late afternoons. Naps are good. Shit, we make kids take em, (post spank) so why SHOULDN&#8217;T they be allowed for adults. Hell, it it really BS to get a kid used to having something soooo cool, only to take it away when we all get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11052"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11052"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11059,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11052\/revisions\/11059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}