{"id":10952,"date":"2013-05-17T18:04:41","date_gmt":"2013-05-18T00:04:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10952"},"modified":"2013-05-17T18:05:05","modified_gmt":"2013-05-18T00:05:05","slug":"star-drek-into-snarkness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/17\/star-drek-into-snarkness\/","title":{"rendered":"Star Drek-Into Snarkness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The big movie this weekend is Mud. Oh wait, never name a film<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10953\" title=\"Star-Trek-Into-Darkness-Pine\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Star-Trek-Into-Darkness-Pine.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"316\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Star-Trek-Into-Darkness-Pine.png 1443w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Star-Trek-Into-Darkness-Pine-300x180.png 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Star-Trek-Into-Darkness-Pine-1024x616.png 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" \/>(&#8220;Vulcon-A!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>something that can compare the Box Office numbers. BUZZ, it<\/p>\n<p>is actually not Mud, it&#8217;s <em>Star Trek<\/em> &#8216;Into Darkness&#8217; that&#8217;s the big<\/p>\n<p>flick of this weekend. Are you going to see it? You are? Oh good<\/p>\n<p>when are you going? Can I go with you? Oh I can&#8217;t, and now you<\/p>\n<p>are pretty creeped out by me asking? Oh, then never mind. Did<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10954\" title=\"Freaked out funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Freaked-out-funny.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"361\" \/>(ahhhhh)<\/p>\n<p>not want to go with any of you. I&#8217;ll just go &amp; sit in the back of a<\/p>\n<p>theater with trench coat &amp; bottle of scotch by myself. No, it&#8217;s to<\/p>\n<p>late, I don&#8217;t wanna go with you &amp; your sisters cousin who is in<\/p>\n<p>from out town named &#8216;Chewie&#8217;. Fuck it, I&#8217;m going it alone. 3-D<\/p>\n<p>alone, and those are the best tickets ever. It&#8217;s all into darkness<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The big movie this weekend is Mud. Oh wait, never name a film (&#8220;Vulcon-A!&#8221;) something that can compare the Box Office numbers. BUZZ, it is actually not Mud, it&#8217;s Star Trek &#8216;Into Darkness&#8217; that&#8217;s the big flick of this weekend. Are you going to see it? You are? Oh good when are you going? Can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10952"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10952"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10952\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10958,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10952\/revisions\/10958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10952"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10952"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10952"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}