{"id":10835,"date":"2013-05-06T15:49:35","date_gmt":"2013-05-06T21:49:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10835"},"modified":"2013-05-06T15:49:35","modified_gmt":"2013-05-06T21:49:35","slug":"im3-nra-president-truck-nutz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/06\/im3-nra-president-truck-nutz\/","title":{"rendered":"IM3, & NRA President “Truck Nutz”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Saw Iron Man 3 this weekend. It’s really a damn good 3rd installment<\/p>\n

\"\"(nooooooice!)<\/p>\n

That shit’s not easy to do people. Think of ALL the 3rd installments in<\/p>\n

movies that have happened. Now……think about how many have been<\/p>\n

good? Not many. Maybe the God Father, Rocky III, or LOTR’s???????<\/p>\n

Some 3’s you won’t want to remember: Jaw III, Friday the 13th III, or<\/p>\n

literally almost every III that has ever existed in film making. Number<\/p>\n

\"\"(“It’s Jawsier”)<\/p>\n

3’s are always the hardest. The 3rd hit in a baseball game, or 3rd wife<\/p>\n

Then while seated I saw a trailer for Fast & The Furious 6. Wow, that<\/p>\n

just made me throw up in my mouth a bit. Having 1 was way 2 many<\/p>\n

But IM3, was unique. He spends 2\/3 of his time, OUT of his iron suit<\/p>\n

Which means, the story and the acting better be awesome. And it was<\/p>\n

My guess, IM17 is just Robert Downey Jr. at a nursing home reading<\/p>\n

New NRA President Jim “Crow” Porter<\/strong><\/p>\n

Wow, just when you think the NRA can’t be any lower on the bottom<\/p>\n

of the barrel, the bottom pops out sending them into fucking free fall<\/p>\n

\"\"(True)<\/p>\n

In 2012, Porter was addressing his “Crew of Good ol’ boys” at a BBQ<\/p>\n

Do you want to know what he said? Are you sure? Well here you go:<\/p>\n

“We’re all in this together…the NRA was started by some Yankee generals<\/em>
\nwho didn’t like the way my southern boys had the ability to shoot, in what<\/em>
\nwe call the “War Of Northern Aggression”. Ya’ll might call it the Civil War<\/em>
\nbut we call it the “War Of Northern Aggression down south…Eric Holder!<\/em>
\nwhat else do I need to say…other than the fact by god, obviously we ain’t<\/em>
\nsmart enough for him to brain wash us cause he says that what they need<\/em>
\nto do…get that ‘gun thinking’ out of their minds. That’s what the man said<\/em>
\nRabidly anti-gun, rabidly Un-American. Involved in trying to kill the 2nd<\/em>
\namendment at the United Nations…Holder & our SOS Hillary Clinton”<\/em><\/p>\n

Oh, for shits sake, the Civil War began on April 12, 1861, when some<\/p>\n

Confederate forces fired upon Fort\u00ef\u00bb\u00bf Sumter, in South Carolina. What<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I ate the previous president”)<\/p>\n

a fucking lunatic. If Jim “The Seditious Anus” is turning the NRA in<\/p>\n

to his own Southern Militia to fight another civil war, that is treason.<\/p>\n

Period. It’s not funny, & it’s not a damn joke. The NRA was founded<\/p>\n

in NYC in 1871 by by General George Wood Wingate. It was for any<\/p>\n

citizen to increase their marksmanship, safety, & training with guns<\/p>\n

Now it’s become a Redneck Rally Cry of “Freedom” for Ted Nugent<\/p>\n

\"\"(The usual clown car)<\/p>\n

camouflage dip spitting “Knuckle Draggers” looking to pick a fight<\/p>\n

with the US Government because they aren’t in “power”. It’s rather<\/p>\n

pathetically sad. They all yell ‘Tyranny’, but what they really mean<\/p>\n

is “We’re still pissed black people, Latino’s, women, gays, and any<\/p>\n

other minorities we don’t like have ANY power or voice in policies”<\/p>\n

They’re like a broken down car on the side of the road watching all<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yep)<\/p>\n

of society & life passing by at 65 miles per hour. All they can do is<\/p>\n

yell, fist shake, and instead of calling AAA for help, blame the car<\/em>s<\/p>\n

Thanks: to my good friend Patti Vasquez who has a this great radio<\/p>\n

show on WGN radio on Sunday’s from 10pm-1am letting me play<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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Saw Iron Man 3 this weekend. It’s really a damn good 3rd installment (nooooooice!) That shit’s not easy to do people. Think of ALL the 3rd installments in movies that have happened. Now……think about how many have been good? Not many. Maybe the God Father, Rocky III, or LOTR’s??????? Some 3’s you won’t want to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10835"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10835\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}