{"id":1080,"date":"2009-04-07T09:48:53","date_gmt":"2009-04-07T15:48:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1080"},"modified":"2009-04-07T09:51:34","modified_gmt":"2009-04-07T15:51:34","slug":"hall-of-fame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/07\/hall-of-fame\/","title":{"rendered":"Hall Of Fame…"},"content":{"rendered":"

MJ will be inducted into the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame in the class of 09…<\/p>\n

\"michaeljordan-wings.jpg\"(Dude could fly)<\/p>\n

Is anyone shocked by this? Is this actually<\/span> news? That’s like being surprised Denis Rodman is an alcoholic, Charlie Sheen has an IQ of seven, or that the only people hitting up Taco Bell’s late night drive-thru are drastically drunk or super stoned…<\/p>\n

\"taco_bell_drive_thru-dui-funny.jpg\"(Go ahead, park anywhere)<\/p>\n

The NBA should blow him. Actually give him a series of never ending BJ’s for creating a social happening or awakening in the sport. In the 80’s he was<\/span> the NBA. Sure you had the superstars like Dominique, Magic and Bird ending their careers, but not a gravity defying dude of dunkness<\/span> like Jordan. He was on his own level…<\/p>\n

\"mj-side-dunk.jpg\"(Bet he misses it)<\/p>\n

To know MJ in the 80’s was to have this shot forever frozen in your mind…<\/p>\n

\"michael_jordan_1_.jpg\"(He might<\/em> have a tiny slice of talent)<\/p>\n

He was most of the 90’s too. For people comparing Kobe, LeBron, or Wade it’s just not fair. They’re all great players, who are not linked to Jordan, but influenced…<\/p>\n

About his stint with the Wizard’s, let’s forget about that. We’ll treat it like a college dorm room at 1am when your same sexed roommate wakes you up to hit on you…<\/p>\n

Never speak of it again…<\/p>\n

Sight Seen<\/strong><\/p>\n

You know the economy’s bad when deers start binge drinking…<\/p>\n

\"deers-heavy-drinking.jpg\"(We needs to get our drink on!)<\/p>\n

Remember my little fall targets, it starts out with one. Then before you know it, you’re butchering Katie Perry’s “Hot & Cold”<\/em> during Deer Karaoke, only to end up at home watching doe porn at 3am eating cold burnt pizza…<\/p>\n

Then you wake up like this…<\/p>\n

\"but-wiser.jpg\"(Smooth buddy, super smooth!)<\/p>\n

Chicago White Sox home opener is today at 1:05pm, catch it like a cold suckas!<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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