{"id":10754,"date":"2013-04-26T11:14:04","date_gmt":"2013-04-26T17:14:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10754"},"modified":"2013-04-26T11:14:04","modified_gmt":"2013-04-26T17:14:04","slug":"what-boogers-say-about-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/26\/what-boogers-say-about-you\/","title":{"rendered":"What “Boogers” Say About You"},"content":{"rendered":"

*John’s ramming his finger way up his nose digging for green gold*<\/p>\n

Oh, hi there, didn’t see you. I was in “nostril nugget mining heaven”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yummm)<\/p>\n

we all do it, we all see the sexy girl driving in rush hour traffic, who<\/p>\n

sadly begins jamming a finger up there to “win a prize”. Then, when<\/p>\n

she see us noticing her, traffic moves. The pain is over. Until we all<\/p>\n

even out again, & now are looking at each other still. What to do?!?<\/p>\n

Ignore, eyes straight, pretend it NEVER happened. Oh, it did, and<\/p>\n

you BOTH know it. But what do all your boogers say about you?!?!<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I KNEW it”)<\/p>\n

-if it’s “fluffy sticky”, chances are you are good shape
\n-if it’s green & a little bloody, get a humidifier, too dry
\n-if it looks like a tiny snow ball. You’ve been doing a lot of blow
\n-if it’s kind of crusty & yellowish, it means you’re an asshole
\n-if it’s gooey, green, & sticky put in on the asshole above’s car<\/p>\n

I hope these tips helped, cause after all “boogers are a barometer”<\/p>\n

into the soul. Either that or they’re snot & mucus hiding in a nose<\/p>\n

Have a boogerfree weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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