{"id":10704,"date":"2013-04-22T12:45:15","date_gmt":"2013-04-22T18:45:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10704"},"modified":"2013-04-22T12:48:12","modified_gmt":"2013-04-22T18:48:12","slug":"got-em-senator-assley-unring-a-bell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/22\/got-em-senator-assley-unring-a-bell\/","title":{"rendered":"Got Em, Senator Assley, Unring A Bell"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s “Earthy Day”, or as FOX news GOP crowd are calling it<\/p>\n

“Fuck Those Silly Dippy Hippies Day”<\/em>. It rolls right off the<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yep)<\/p>\n

tongue, no?!?!?! As ALL of you know by now we caught the<\/p>\n

19 year old bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev on Friday<\/p>\n

night. Which makes this Earth Day a little better. The dude<\/p>\n

was hiding in a boat. I guess he is “Dry Docked Dzhokhar” <\/em><\/p>\n

from now on. He shot himself in the throat<\/a> so he “couldn’t<\/p>\n

\"\"(POS’s)<\/p>\n

talk”. What a real charmer. Clearly he doesn’t know about<\/p>\n

writing, & “yes no” questions for answers, which he is just<\/p>\n

figuring out about now. Well, happy Earth Day, don’t fuck<\/p>\n

it up like “Potsie Pot Head” shooting did to the 4\/20 rally<\/p>\n

Senator “Assley” I Presume<\/strong><\/p>\n

Republican senator Chuck Grassley from Iowa would never<\/p>\n

“use the Boston bombing as an excuse for not doing a bill”<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m thoughtful”)<\/p>\n

or “delaying it for months or years”. In fact, he & Democrat<\/p>\n

Chucky “I Sound Like a Jewish Mother” Schumer just went<\/p>\n

at it during a Senate hearing here<\/a>. The big problem? He did<\/p>\n

on the 19th, when talking at the committee for immigration<\/em><\/p>\n

“While we don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t yet know the immigration status of the\u00ef\u00bb\u00bf people who <\/em>
\nhave terrorized the communities in Massachusetts, when we find out, <\/em>
\nit’ll help shed light on the weaknesses of our system” adding “How do <\/em>
\nwe ensure people who wish to do us harm aren’t eligible for benefits <\/em>
\nunder the immigration laws, including this\u00ef\u00bb\u00bf NEW BILL before us?”<\/em><\/p>\n

that takes some fucking stones. Everyone on Friday magically<\/p>\n

FORGOT what you said, even though they have……..CAMERAS<\/a><\/p>\n

Republican’s are simply lying insane bigots who serve the top<\/p>\n

\"\"(Dear Chuck G)<\/p>\n

3%. And the Democrats are a big flabby pussies hired to guard<\/p>\n

the Hen House from them while loudly announcing the “break<\/p>\n

schedule”. These two are like Step Brothers, if one was a lying<\/p>\n

sociopath, & the other would let you kill, & try to cover for you<\/p>\n

Nate Bell, Douche Of The Year<\/strong><\/p>\n

Arkansas state representative Nate Bell has some kind<\/em> words<\/p>\n

for the good people of Boston during the fearful & hard times<\/p>\n

\"\"(oh for shits sake)<\/p>\n

Oh, did I say, “kind words”? I meant “kinda fucked up words”<\/p>\n

Well, of course he apologized. Which if you know “Tea Party”<\/p>\n

“Hatriots” is the good old non-apology apology. He said this:<\/p>\n

I’d like to apologize to the people of Boston & Massachusetts
\nfor the poor timing of my tweet earlier this morning”<\/em><\/p>\n

Ah yes, the old “timing” got him here. You see he’s not sorry:<\/p>\n

“I don’t regret the content as much as I regret the timing”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Sad POS)<\/p>\n

Hint: there’s no good “timing” to be a heartless bully asshole<\/p>\n

He looks like Sloth’s twin from Goonies……which insults Sloth<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s “Earthy Day”, or as FOX news GOP crowd are calling it “Fuck Those Silly Dippy Hippies Day”. It rolls right off the (Yep) tongue, no?!?!?! As ALL of you know by now we caught the 19 year old bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev on Friday night. Which makes this Earth Day a little better. The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10704"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10704"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10715,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10704\/revisions\/10715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}