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(suck it!)<\/p>\nby now ya know about Jim Carrey’s hilarious satire video called<\/p>\n
(suck it!)<\/p>\n
“Cold Dead Hand” on funnyordie. It seems after FOX did their<\/p>\n
“Let’s Just Personally Insult Jim Carrey Hate Fest”, Jim Carrey<\/p>\n
took the time to respond in a Press Release offering his views:<\/p>\n
Since I released my “Cold Dead Hand” video on Funny or Die this week,<\/em> I’ll just say this: in my opinion Fux News is a last resort for kinda-sorta-almost<\/em> I sincerely believe that in time, good people will lose patience with the petty<\/em> #1 rule, don’t fuck with a comedian trying to trade insults. We<\/p>\n know exactly what we’re doing….& have been doing it a while<\/p>\n you don’t. You showed up to a fight taking off your coat when<\/p>\n
\n I have watched Fux News rant, rave, bare its fangs & viciously slander<\/em>
\n me because of my stand against large magazines and assault rifles. I’d<\/em>
\n take them to task legally if I felt they were worth my time or that anyone<\/em>
\n with a brain in their head could actually fall for such irresponsible buffoonery.<\/em>
\n That would gain them far too much attention which is all they really care about.<\/em><\/p>\n
\n -journalists whose options have been severely limited by their extreme and<\/em>
\n intolerant views; a media colostomy bag that has begun to burst at the seams<\/em>
\n and should be emptied before it becomes a public health issue.<\/em><\/p>\n
\n and poisonous behavior of these bullies and Fux News will be remembered as<\/em>
\n nothing more than a giant culture fart that no amount of Garlique could cure.<\/em>
\n I wish them all the luck that accompanies such malevolence.<\/em><\/p>\n
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<\/a>(it’s not news)<\/p>\n