{"id":1052,"date":"2009-04-01T09:38:51","date_gmt":"2009-04-01T15:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1052"},"modified":"2009-04-01T09:38:51","modified_gmt":"2009-04-01T15:38:51","slug":"footage-of-obama-in-adult-film","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/01\/footage-of-obama-in-adult-film\/","title":{"rendered":"Footage Of Obama In Adult Film!"},"content":{"rendered":"

We have footage of President Obama, when he was only 20 years old, in a basketball themed adult film called “Drain My Balls”<\/em>…<\/p>\n

\"a-young-barry-getting-laied-by-grandma.jpg\"(He gets lei’ed by grandma)<\/p>\n

April Fools<\/em>!!!<\/p>\n

Ohhhhhhh super burn! I totally<\/em> got you guys…<\/p>\n

\"ear-whisper.jpg\"(Explains people didn’t<\/em> actually buy it)<\/p>\n

Really? You sure? But it sounded so<\/em> convincing…<\/p>\n

Guess I should’ve gone with the dog poop brownies…<\/p>\n

Obama Is A Lying Jerkface<\/strong><\/p>\n

I love people on the far far far right now complaining about every little thing Obama does from “Can you believe he uses a teleprompter<\/em>?” on Fox Noise, to, “Allright, after 70 days, where’s all this change<\/em> he talked about? He lied!” as if the last 8 years didn’t really happen, and these people really weren’t pulling a GOP in hoping he’d fail…<\/p>\n

\"obama-unicorn.jpg\"(I knew<\/em> it!)<\/p>\n

If you don’t like policy, or care to explain specifics of the bailout, or budget, bingo, you got something great to say. But this baby rattle noise crap has got to stop…<\/p>\n

What’s next? A headline that reads, “Obama decides to breathe, our air!”. In the article neo-cons will point out, “If Bush was breathing our air, I would’ve totally called him out on it, but he wasn’t. He was breathing Freedom Air<\/em>, but can you believe<\/em> this guy?”…<\/p>\n

\"omg-text-obama.png\"(Can you believe this jerk?)<\/p>\n

These comparisons and accusations are disingenuous. If people say, “I think he’s spending way too much money between the bailouts, Afghanistan escalation, and new budget”. Bam! Now we have something to talk about, and I share your concerns…<\/p>\n

\"little-obama.jpg\"(A young John Boehner with the stick)<\/p>\n

This feels to me like some, I say some<\/em>(both parties far fringes have more nuts than a Planters peanut factory), who’s ideology of the last 8 years drove this bus into shit lake, are now over the shoulder of the new guy who just<\/em> sat down to drive screaming, “Wrong! Gimme the car keys back pussy! You<\/em><\/strong> don’t know what you’re doing”…<\/p>\n

That takes some serious nuggets. Please stop, you’re making an ass of yourself…<\/p>\n

Have a foolish day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We have footage of President Obama, when he was only 20 years old, in a basketball themed adult film called “Drain My Balls”… (He gets lei’ed by grandma) April Fools!!! Ohhhhhhh super burn! I totally got you guys… (Explains people didn’t actually buy it) Really? You sure? But it sounded so convincing… Guess I should’ve […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}