{"id":10507,"date":"2013-03-22T16:34:38","date_gmt":"2013-03-22T22:34:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10507"},"modified":"2013-03-22T16:35:44","modified_gmt":"2013-03-22T22:35:44","slug":"%e2%80%9csnake-rides%e2%80%9d-vs-%e2%80%9cboar-rides%e2%80%9d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/22\/%e2%80%9csnake-rides%e2%80%9d-vs-%e2%80%9cboar-rides%e2%80%9d\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Snake Rides\u00e2\u20ac\u009d VS. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Boar Rides\u00e2\u20ac\u009d"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>OK, which wins? Would you rather&#8230;Let a little girl ride a python?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/little-girl-riding-a-python.jpg\" alt=\"little-girl-riding-a-python.jpg\" width=\"292\" height=\"408\" \/>(\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It tickles my special spot\u00e2\u20ac\u009d)<\/p>\n<p>Or, try the ever elusive sight of &#8220;a baby monkey who rides a boar&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/baby-money-riding-a-boar.jpg\" alt=\"baby-money-riding-a-boar.jpg\" width=\"291\" height=\"225\" \/>(Competitive Boar Racing)<\/p>\n<p>I mean, don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get me wrong, <em>both<\/em> are great options. But I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m gonna<\/p>\n<p>go with <em>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Monkey Riding A Boar\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/em>. Because a boar won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t quickly turn<\/p>\n<p>to constrict the cute little girl to death&#8230;&#8230;..then swallow her whole<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, which wins? Would you rather&#8230;Let a little girl ride a python? (\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It tickles my special spot\u00e2\u20ac\u009d) Or, try the ever elusive sight of &#8220;a baby monkey who rides a boar&#8221;? (Competitive Boar Racing) I mean, don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get me wrong, both are great options. But I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m gonna go with \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Monkey Riding A Boar\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. Because a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10507"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10507"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10511,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10507\/revisions\/10511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}