{"id":10447,"date":"2013-02-26T14:57:25","date_gmt":"2013-02-26T20:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10447"},"modified":"2013-02-26T14:58:02","modified_gmt":"2013-02-26T20:58:02","slug":"sequester-fester-detester","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/26\/sequester-fester-detester\/","title":{"rendered":"Sequester Fester Detester"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s slated to kick in on Friday. If you don&#8217;t know what it is,<\/p>\n<p>then you&#8217;ve been living in a van down by the river. It&#8217;s the<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10448\" title=\"Van-Down-by-the-River-300x171\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Van-Down-by-the-River-300x171.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"181\" \/>(&#8220;government cheese!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/blogs\/wonkblog\/wp\/2013\/02\/20\/the-sequester-absolutely-everything-you-could-possibly-need-to-know-in-one-faq\/\">&#8220;instant cuts&#8221;<\/a> that are going to take place after March 1st<\/p>\n<p>This $85 billion in cuts are to military, the Department of<\/p>\n<p>Homeland Security, Boarder Patrol, most Social Security,<\/p>\n<p>Medicaid, Medicare, SEC, FBI, FDA, FEMA, &amp; many more<\/p>\n<p>Cuts are very evenly split for domestic &amp; defense spending<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10450\" title=\"fast-times-backer\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/fast-times-backer.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"178\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/fast-times-backer.png 640w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/fast-times-backer-300x168.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(&#8220;tell me more&#8230;&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Who is at fault? Well, both parties. So Republican&#8217;s are the<\/p>\n<p>turds who created it in the 2011 debt ceiling debate. But it<\/p>\n<p>is the Democrats who agreed to it. Which is mostly because<\/p>\n<p>we already fucking owed THAT $. They gave in to the child<\/p>\n<p>Now Republican&#8217;s will mock Obama &amp; the Democrats every<\/p>\n<p>step of the way for agreeing to their big stupid fucking deal<\/p>\n<p>If any economist, thinks &#8220;cuts&#8221; now, when the economy&#8217;s in<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10451\" title=\"You are a fucking moron\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/You-are-a-fucking-moron.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"316\" height=\"442\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/You-are-a-fucking-moron.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/You-are-a-fucking-moron-214x300.jpg 214w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" \/>(you idiots)<\/p>\n<p>this shape is a good thing; they&#8217;re not worth a cup of cat piss<\/p>\n<p>My guess is Obama &amp; Dems will roll this up tight, &amp; cram it<\/p>\n<p>right up their ass&#8217;s since <a href=\"http:\/\/www.people-press.org\/2013\/02\/22\/as-sequester-deadline-looms-little-support-for-cutting-most-programs\/\">18 of 19 programs tested<\/a>, majorities<\/p>\n<p>want either to increase spending\/maintain it at current levels<\/p>\n<p>My prediction: they&#8217;ll kick the can down the road, and punt<\/p>\n<p>to a later date in the fall. And they will pass something this<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10452\" title=\"GOP House voter idiots\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/GOP-House-voter-idiots.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"324\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/GOP-House-voter-idiots.jpg 513w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/GOP-House-voter-idiots-293x300.jpg 293w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(fidiots)<\/p>\n<p>summer that cuts a little defense, SS, &amp; a few entitlements<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a shitty, awful, terrible &#8220;grand bargain&#8221; that once again<\/p>\n<p>fucks the poor, middle class &amp; people who paid; and it gives<\/p>\n<p>all the loophole taxes breaks back to the wealthy. Weaksauce<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s slated to kick in on Friday. If you don&#8217;t know what it is, then you&#8217;ve been living in a van down by the river. It&#8217;s the (&#8220;government cheese!&#8221;) &#8220;instant cuts&#8221; that are going to take place after March 1st This $85 billion in cuts are to military, the Department of Homeland Security, Boarder Patrol, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10447"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10447"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10457,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10447\/revisions\/10457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}