{"id":10433,"date":"2013-02-22T17:30:31","date_gmt":"2013-02-22T23:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10433"},"modified":"2013-02-22T17:30:31","modified_gmt":"2013-02-22T23:30:31","slug":"things-not-to-do-today-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/22\/things-not-to-do-today-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Things Not To Do Today&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>Here is a nice list of things \u00e2\u20ac\u0153not to do today\u00e2\u20ac\u009d heading into the weekend:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/toilet+paper.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10434\" title=\"toilet+paper\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/toilet+paper.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"316\" height=\"561\" \/><\/a>(you can do this one)<\/p>\n<p>-Fart in your hand, then demand a co-worker, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Smell this\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\n-Forget to wear clothes&#8230;for the 3rd time this month<br \/>\n-Show up to your baseball teams season opener, but they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re on the road<br \/>\n-Watch a Bob Roarman car commercial &amp; take it seriously<br \/>\n-Punch the mailman yelling, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You stole all my porn mags\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\n-Start humping a mailbox, then finish in the front flap door<\/p>\n<p>Just some friendly advice. Coming from a real turdly dude like myself<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"bolge-3435440946\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a nice list of things \u00e2\u20ac\u0153not to do today\u00e2\u20ac\u009d heading into the weekend: (you can do this one) -Fart in your hand, then demand a co-worker, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Smell this\u00e2\u20ac\u009d -Forget to wear clothes&#8230;for the 3rd time this month -Show up to your baseball teams season opener, but they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re on the road -Watch a Bob [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10433"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10433\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}