{"id":10384,"date":"2013-02-18T13:04:46","date_gmt":"2013-02-18T19:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10384"},"modified":"2013-02-18T14:09:59","modified_gmt":"2013-02-18T20:09:59","slug":"happy-abe-day-bs-bubble-babble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/18\/happy-abe-day-bs-bubble-babble\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Abe Day, & BS Bubble Babble"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nice Stove Pipe hat you have right there. Oh, it’s not a hat, you are<\/p>\n

\"\"(“hipster” Lincoln)<\/p>\n

just happy to see me? Ohhhhhhhhhh, a weak sauce penis joke then<\/p>\n

It’s Abe’s Day today, or “Holy Shit We Get The Day Off” for the rest<\/p>\n

of us. Whatever you’re doing today if it’s gluing googly eyes on rocks<\/p>\n

or shaving your chest hair, just think WWAD “What Would Abe Do”<\/p>\n

The answer is always “He’d of freed the fucking slaves, that’s what”<\/p>\n

\"\"(“it’s all about my jams”)<\/p>\n

but seriously, if you’re thinking of going to the theater today…..Abe<\/p>\n

wouldn’t. Abe would stay home, get really high, & jerk off in a sock<\/p>\n

In honor of Abe Day, make sure to fold a $5 so it is just his picture<\/p>\n

Either that, or flip all the “take a penny leave a penny’s” to heads up<\/p>\n

The “Friends Of Hamas” BS
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

It’s sounds like a support group, or rec center with a ping pong table<\/p>\n

It’s actually a right wing bubble make up lie<\/em> about Mr. Chuck Hagel<\/p>\n

\"\"(sad but true)<\/p>\n

When you can’t win a national electorate, & people aren’t voting for<\/p>\n

your party because it only serves the TOP 3% & corporate interests<\/p>\n

It’s time to lie, & LIE BIG Baby! Forget there is no such group that<\/p>\n

even exists. Forget there is no source\/facts to support this lie. And<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m full of shit”)<\/p>\n

forget it came from the lying partisan epicenter of “Stupidtown” at<\/p>\n

Breitbart.bs from Ben Sharpio<\/a>. The Republican party isn’t an actual<\/p>\n

political party any longer. It is a final stage cancer patient in major<\/p>\n

denial that anything is even wrong. They are currently in the denial<\/p>\n

phase of coping with “death”. Can you believe there are still 4 more<\/p>\n

\"\"(“what did you say?”)<\/p>\n

stages in DABDA? Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance<\/p>\n

I honestly don’t think they’re capable of the final “acceptance” ever<\/p>\n

In there alternate world “nothing’s wrong”, “Mitt was elected”, & all<\/p>\n

minorities love the GOP even though all their policies just hate them<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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Nice Stove Pipe hat you have right there. Oh, it’s not a hat, you are (“hipster” Lincoln) just happy to see me? Ohhhhhhhhhh, a weak sauce penis joke then It’s Abe’s Day today, or “Holy Shit We Get The Day Off” for the rest of us. Whatever you’re doing today if it’s gluing googly eyes […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}