{"id":10366,"date":"2013-02-14T15:27:29","date_gmt":"2013-02-14T21:27:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10366"},"modified":"2013-02-14T15:42:01","modified_gmt":"2013-02-14T21:42:01","slug":"valentines-day-schmalentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/14\/valentines-day-schmalentines-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Valentine’s Day, Schmalentine’s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sure candy heart are always fun. Hopefully it’s not the kind you<\/p>\n

\"\"(it’s true)<\/p>\n

crush up & snort. That’s not candy, it’s unpowdered nose candy<\/p>\n

Sure it’s sappy, and it’s a “hallmark holiday”, but when it comes<\/p>\n

to love; you can “never” have enough, or give enough. Tonight I<\/p>\n

will take my best half out for some Tango Lessons. So it’s a big<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(true again)<\/p>\n

surprise. That’s how sure I am that she never reads my blog. If<\/p>\n

she did, it’d be a bad time to suddenly get nosy. Oh wait….that<\/p>\n

would suck major donkey balls. We’re just banging, hitting it,<\/p>\n

yeah, that’s it. That’s the stuff. That’s all we’re doing, just IT<\/p>\n

Have a V-Day!<\/p>\n

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Sure candy heart are always fun. Hopefully it’s not the kind you (it’s true) crush up & snort. That’s not candy, it’s unpowdered nose candy Sure it’s sappy, and it’s a “hallmark holiday”, but when it comes to love; you can “never” have enough, or give enough. Tonight I will take my best half out […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10366"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10366\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}