{"id":10332,"date":"2013-02-11T16:32:57","date_gmt":"2013-02-11T22:32:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10332"},"modified":"2013-02-11T16:32:57","modified_gmt":"2013-02-11T22:32:57","slug":"grammy-davis-jr-pope-quits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/11\/grammy-davis-jr-pope-quits\/","title":{"rendered":"Grammy Davis Jr., Pope Quits"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Grammy’s viewing audience is kids who don’t want to<\/p>\n

do their homework, & coma patients who can’t change the<\/p>\n

\"\"(play something good)<\/p>\n

channel. I’m not saying the Grammy’s are just useless, I’m<\/p>\n

saying that if you had to pick either A) helping your Gamy<\/em><\/p>\n

with a sponge bath, & B) watching the entire Grammy’s in<\/p>\n

full; 99% of America would take A) and love it. Sorry, but<\/p>\n

\"\"(titty time!)<\/p>\n

the Grammy’s are where people go who don’t have itunes<\/p>\n

For the 2018 Grammy’s someone will shit on the stage &<\/p>\n

it will probably be called “raw & refreshing” by TV Guide<\/p>\n

I’d rather have a fucking bowling trophy than a Grammy<\/p>\n

Captain “Kid Fucker Enabler” Steps Down<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Pope has officially stepped down. But wait?!? Can he<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(“light socket”)<\/p>\n

even really do that? Doesn’t God<\/em> have to give him an exit<\/p>\n

interview or something? Turns out, old Ratzy is sick and<\/p>\n

losing it all a little upstairs. Meh, now it’s like a hillbilly<\/p>\n

wedding. If the chimney smoke is black, no marriage in<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/em>(you sure did) <\/em><\/p>\n

the back<\/em>. If the smoke is white, there’s a weddin tonight<\/em><\/p>\n

Here’s them selecting the best person for the job……who<\/p>\n

ever that might be. Just please……………..NO kid fuckers<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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The Grammy’s viewing audience is kids who don’t want to do their homework, & coma patients who can’t change the (play something good) channel. I’m not saying the Grammy’s are just useless, I’m saying that if you had to pick either A) helping your Gamy with a sponge bath, & B) watching the entire Grammy’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}