{"id":10324,"date":"2013-02-08T11:00:51","date_gmt":"2013-02-08T17:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10324"},"modified":"2013-02-08T11:00:51","modified_gmt":"2013-02-08T17:00:51","slug":"always-add-with-my-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/08\/always-add-with-my-dick\/","title":{"rendered":"Always Add “With My Dick”…"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s a new game I’ve been playing. Surely my best half is damn<\/p>\n

sick of hearing it, along with all 2 of my friends. For girls this<\/p>\n

\"\"(I know)<\/p>\n

will not work as well. After someone says something, either a<\/p>\n

statement\/question, you reply so loudly “with my dick”. Here<\/p>\n

are a couple good examples where it works really really well:<\/p>\n

Friend, “Hey, can you change the channel to the Grammys?”<\/p>\n

You: “Sure I can…with my DICK!”. Friend: “I can’t seem to<\/p>\n

\"\"(Klassy!)<\/p>\n

get this door open, can you help me?”. You: “Have you tried<\/p>\n

opening it…with my DICK?!?!”. Friend: “I went to the store<\/p>\n

yesterday…”. You: “with my DICK!”. I think you pretty much<\/p>\n

get the idea. There are times when it doesn’t work so well at<\/p>\n

all. Friend: “Oh, what are we supposed to pay our electric bill<\/p>\n

with, we have no $?”. You(sadly): “with my dick……………….”<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s a new game I’ve been playing. Surely my best half is damn sick of hearing it, along with all 2 of my friends. For girls this (I know) will not work as well. After someone says something, either a statement\/question, you reply so loudly “with my dick”. Here are a couple good examples where […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10324"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10324"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10330,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10324\/revisions\/10330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}