{"id":10286,"date":"2013-02-05T17:19:32","date_gmt":"2013-02-05T23:19:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10286"},"modified":"2013-02-11T10:57:55","modified_gmt":"2013-02-11T16:57:55","slug":"mcshame-ad-bowl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/05\/mcshame-ad-bowl\/","title":{"rendered":"McShame, & Ad Bowl"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yesterday was punch up writing, & pages due. Sorry to all<\/p>\n

Now, even though it’s a day later, ads weren’t a dollar short<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice)<\/p>\n

The best ad was the kids playing football in my two cents<\/p>\n

Ahhhh yes, kids getting bullied, who bully back. Circle of<\/p>\n

life. The Go Daddy ad should listen to the 1st two letters,<\/p>\n

& take off like jetpack. They suck harder than a ship vac<\/p>\n

set on reverse. Keep thinking Johnny from Airplane was<\/p>\n

\"\"(no thanks!)<\/p>\n

the one who turned out the lights in SuperDome. Either<\/p>\n

that, or it was “Byonc\u00c3\u00a9” using all the power in 200 miles<\/p>\n

for her halftime light LED screen insane super disco shit<\/p>\n

Old people party big according to Taco Bell, so that’s fun<\/p>\n

McShame Always The Same<\/strong><\/p>\n

John McCain AKA “Old Cranky Slacks”, decided to try &<\/p>\n

pick a fight with Iran recently. But how you ask? Ohhhh<\/p>\n

\"\"(I hate everything)<\/p>\n

in the usual Super Douche way only he’s been known for<\/p>\n

he, or whom every manages his Twitter account, decided<\/p>\n

to be a royal assfart calling Ahmadinejad this little gem:<\/p>\n

“So Ahmadinejad wants to be first Iranian in space – wasn’t <\/em>
\nhe just there last week? “Iran launches monkey into space”‘<\/em><\/p>\n

Look, I’m not a massive fan of Iran, but the world works<\/p>\n

best when we allow others we disagree with to just “exist”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Classy!)<\/p>\n

Otherwise it makes you as fucking dumb as them. When<\/p>\n

called out on by other Republicans, the answer was “Hey<\/p>\n

can’t you take a joke?”. Stay classy GOP that’s now ending<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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