{"id":10248,"date":"2013-01-29T17:53:31","date_gmt":"2013-01-29T23:53:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10248"},"modified":"2013-01-29T17:53:31","modified_gmt":"2013-01-29T23:53:31","slug":"john-kerry-gets-sos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/29\/john-kerry-gets-sos\/","title":{"rendered":"John Kerry Get&#8217;s SOS&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>John Kerry was appointed today by all other white guys<\/p>\n<p>Which is about the only thing he&#8217;s won in his entire life<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10249\" title=\"john-kerry\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/john-kerry.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"483\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/john-kerry.jpg 447w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/john-kerry-197x300.jpg 197w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(Longest chin ever)<\/p>\n<p>That, &amp; having a much nicer wife than he could ask for<\/p>\n<p>He was just sort of this big turd running in 04, as Bush<\/p>\n<p>lite. Dude could suck the fun out of an amusement park<\/p>\n<p>Meh, it&#8217;s an OK pick, but Hilary was decent, but he will<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10250\" title=\"John Kerry super funny Ash\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/John-Kerry-super-funny-Ash.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"430\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/John-Kerry-super-funny-Ash.jpg 475w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/John-Kerry-super-funny-Ash-223x300.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Evil dead&#8217;s Ash!)<\/p>\n<p>be good. If not, I guess they could hire Burt Reynolds&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>but now he is in the ICU with the flu so that is now out<\/p>\n<p>Shit, his chin alone could wipe out N. Korea AND Iran<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s to having a better tomorrow today. Try booze!!!<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-653547058\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Kerry was appointed today by all other white guys Which is about the only thing he&#8217;s won in his entire life (Longest chin ever) That, &amp; having a much nicer wife than he could ask for He was just sort of this big turd running in 04, as Bush lite. Dude could suck the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}