{"id":10219,"date":"2013-01-24T16:57:41","date_gmt":"2013-01-24T22:57:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10219"},"modified":"2013-01-24T16:58:04","modified_gmt":"2013-01-24T22:58:04","slug":"gaffey-duck-fighting-females","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/24\/gaffey-duck-fighting-females\/","title":{"rendered":"Gaffey Duck, &#038; Fighting Females!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Biden, AKA Mr. Gaffes A Lot, is always good for one<\/p>\n<p>or 5, but he&#8217;s a lovable goof. Like Ford, or other goofs, it<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10224\" title=\"joe-biden1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/joe-biden1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/joe-biden1.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/joe-biden1-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(true)<\/p>\n<p>is always funny. Old &#8220;Rice Noodles&#8221; Hair decided to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GlGjSaRl6rM\">say<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;The guy I now serve with&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..I&#8217;m proud to be<\/em><br \/>\n<em> president of the United States&#8221;<\/em> *pause* LAUGHTER<\/p>\n<p>Oh Joey, what a funny guy. He actually recovered quite<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10223\" title=\"joe-biden3\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/joe-biden31.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/joe-biden31.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/joe-biden31-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(ewwwwww)<\/p>\n<p>nicely with a funny, &#8220;Welllllllllll, there goes that&#8221;. Nice<\/p>\n<p>It was like comedy club laughter rolling in &amp; out often<\/p>\n<p>His crowd work was solid too. Meh, I&#8217;ll take him on the<\/p>\n<p>road next time. Just worry about him doing meth often<\/p>\n<p><strong>Girls Can Fight On The Front Lines Now!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Well that happened! I say it&#8217;s about time. With out wars<\/p>\n<p>and our need for as many skilled troops as possible, it&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10226\" title=\"military-women07\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/military-women07.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/military-women07.jpg 570w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/military-women07-300x188.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(Wait, that&#8217;s wrong)<\/p>\n<p>just smart. That, &amp; if you can have female cops, you can<\/p>\n<p>have female soldiers, <em>period<\/em>. Wait&#8230;I didn&#8217;t mean that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You know what I meant. What will the right do? Ohhhh<\/p>\n<p>the usual freakout hand wringing that the world&#8217;s ending<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Women-In-Military-Combat-Ban-Lifted-By-Defense-Secretary.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10225\" title=\"Women-In-Military-Combat-Ban-Lifted-By-Defense-Secretary\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Women-In-Military-Combat-Ban-Lifted-By-Defense-Secretary.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"325\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Women-In-Military-Combat-Ban-Lifted-By-Defense-Secretary.jpg 665w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Women-In-Military-Combat-Ban-Lifted-By-Defense-Secretary-300x173.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><\/a>(That&#8217;s better)<\/p>\n<p>No, it is just &#8220;their version&#8221; of the world. Sorry, but their<\/p>\n<p>version is a mixture between the 1800&#8217;s &amp; the dark ages<\/p>\n<p>Who knows what fun policy they&#8217;ll offer next. Maybe to<\/p>\n<p>end our electricity, &amp; have all women cover their ankles<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Biden, AKA Mr. Gaffes A Lot, is always good for one or 5, but he&#8217;s a lovable goof. Like Ford, or other goofs, it (true) is always funny. Old &#8220;Rice Noodles&#8221; Hair decided to say: &#8220;The guy I now serve with&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..I&#8217;m proud to be president of the United States&#8221; *pause* LAUGHTER Oh Joey, what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10219"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10219"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10231,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10219\/revisions\/10231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}