{"id":102,"date":"2008-08-29T09:22:02","date_gmt":"2008-08-29T15:22:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=102"},"modified":"2008-08-29T13:30:29","modified_gmt":"2008-08-29T19:30:29","slug":"introductions-all-around","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/29\/introductions-all-around\/","title":{"rendered":"Introductions all around!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is <em>Mittens<\/em>. She\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s my new kitten&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.johnbolger.com\/img\/mittens01.jpg\" height=\"177\" width=\"170\" \/><font size=\"-1\">(Mittens likes dropping tummy-to-ass treats on my pillow)<\/font><\/p>\n<p>The reason I named her <em>Mittens<\/em> is because <em>Fuck Train Facelift<\/em> wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t fit on the adoption form\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>Believe me, I tried&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-651168196\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is Mittens. She\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s my new kitten&#8230; (Mittens likes dropping tummy-to-ass treats on my pillow) The reason I named her Mittens is because Fuck Train Facelift wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t fit on the adoption form\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Believe me, I tried&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}