{"id":10182,"date":"2013-01-21T16:20:55","date_gmt":"2013-01-21T22:20:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10182"},"modified":"2013-01-22T09:17:32","modified_gmt":"2013-01-22T15:17:32","slug":"mlk-2nd-term-titty-taco-tuesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/21\/mlk-2nd-term-titty-taco-tuesday\/","title":{"rendered":"MLK, 2nd Term, & Titty Taco Tuesday"},"content":{"rendered":"

I had a dream, that everyone got the day off everywhere<\/p>\n

Ohhhhhhhh dream achieved. Equality, well, that’s a little<\/p>\n

\"\"(We do!)<\/p>\n

different. We still have a long way to go on all that shit,<\/p>\n

but we’re making serious progress by all accounts today<\/p>\n

Obama starts his 2nd term today. You know I have my<\/p>\n

issues with him on NSA, drone strikes, & allowing too<\/p>\n

much $ & lobbyists controlling policy. But he’s always<\/p>\n

\"\"(Cover man boob!)<\/p>\n

been the lesser or two evils. He now begins term #2 &<\/p>\n

it’s going to be a lot smoother than the 1st cluster fuck<\/p>\n

of Republican racial, political ignorance hate. They will<\/p>\n

not get away with not governing any longer, so buckle<\/p>\n

up bitches. It’s on like a light switch in the attic while<\/p>\n

\"\"(When’s lunch?)<\/p>\n

looking through all your old photo albums. Oh, & who<\/p>\n

does the coin toss for the inauguration? Bet it’s Oprah<\/p>\n

It’s TTT On Monday!<\/strong><\/p>\n

What’s that you ask? Oh, it’s Titty Taco Tuesday………on<\/p>\n

Monday. Ah, you simply go out to Taco Smell, buy some<\/p>\n

\"\"(Fire as an STD)<\/p>\n

Taco’s, place them on your girlfriends tits, then eat them<\/p>\n

Make sure it’s only taco; and not tooo hard. If you hear a<\/p>\n

scream, you’ve got nipple & STOP. Oh, you are welcome<\/p>\n

If ya like TTT, try others like: Cock Quesadilla Thursday<\/p>\n

\"\"(Shats)<\/p>\n

Scrotum Sub Saturday, and Sphincter Spagetti Sunday’s<\/p>\n

Was on WGN radio Saturday as Matthew McConaughey<\/p>\n

Was to help a friend plug a show. I’ll upload it to Youtube<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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I had a dream, that everyone got the day off everywhere Ohhhhhhhh dream achieved. Equality, well, that’s a little (We do!) different. We still have a long way to go on all that shit, but we’re making serious progress by all accounts today Obama starts his 2nd term today. You know I have my issues […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10182\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}