{"id":10175,"date":"2013-01-18T15:41:03","date_gmt":"2013-01-18T21:41:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10175"},"modified":"2013-01-18T15:41:03","modified_gmt":"2013-01-18T21:41:03","slug":"thats-takes-ball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/18\/thats-takes-ball\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s Takes Ball&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, you read it right. Lance Armstrong, only has one left<\/p>\n<p>And he&#8217;s using it to have an &#8220;fake apology&#8221; interview with<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10176\" title=\"Lance Armstrong funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Lance-Armstrong-funny.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Lance-Armstrong-funny.jpg 594w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Lance-Armstrong-funny-300x186.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(&#8220;I&#8217;m a dick&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Orca. He&#8217;s not sorry, he&#8217;s not sincere, &amp; 100% full of shit<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s got a lot a balls for only have one. I say we all ask the<\/p>\n<p>country to publicly demand the last nut. He owes us that<\/p>\n<p>at least. The good news, when ever some lies to ruin some<\/p>\n<p>one&#8217;s name, smear them, &amp; then say you actually even did<\/p>\n<p>thing the said you did. It&#8217;s called &#8220;Pulling An Armstrong&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10177\" title=\"Lance Armstrong goofy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Lance-Armstrong-goofy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Lance-Armstrong-goofy.jpg 415w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Lance-Armstrong-goofy-300x203.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(and full of shit)<\/p>\n<p>Maybe the post office can mail the fart pocket a tiny slice<\/p>\n<p>of dignity. And all postage &amp; handing is all at his expense<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2365403867\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, you read it right. Lance Armstrong, only has one left And he&#8217;s using it to have an &#8220;fake apology&#8221; interview with (&#8220;I&#8217;m a dick&#8221;) Orca. He&#8217;s not sorry, he&#8217;s not sincere, &amp; 100% full of shit He&#8217;s got a lot a balls for only have one. I say we all ask the country to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}