{"id":10142,"date":"2013-01-11T15:05:06","date_gmt":"2013-01-11T21:05:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10142"},"modified":"2013-01-11T15:14:17","modified_gmt":"2013-01-11T21:14:17","slug":"pantless-picnic-the-sickness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/11\/pantless-picnic-the-sickness\/","title":{"rendered":"Pantless Picnic, & The Sickness"},"content":{"rendered":"

Trying a pantless picnic in general is a bad idea. Especially<\/p>\n

during mosquito season. But trying it during winter takes<\/p>\n

\"\"(Not “pantyless”)<\/p>\n

balls. Little, tiny, shrunken, balls. The biggest problem I<\/p>\n

have with a “pantless picnic” is where to put my car keys<\/p>\n

Last time I left them in the potato salad. We had to cab it<\/p>\n

Sorry about the last two days, I’ve had the flu something<\/p>\n

bad. Was down & out not able to even type stuff. Sort of<\/p>\n

\"\"(Not up to speed yet)<\/p>\n

like a dumb drunk 14 year-old in any kind of typing class<\/p>\n

Meh, I’m feeling better. At least I’m not hurling my lungs<\/p>\n

into a porcelain butt basket. Puking’s for babies n models<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Trying a pantless picnic in general is a bad idea. Especially during mosquito season. But trying it during winter takes (Not “pantyless”) balls. Little, tiny, shrunken, balls. The biggest problem I have with a “pantless picnic” is where to put my car keys Last time I left them in the potato salad. We had to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10142"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10142"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10146,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10142\/revisions\/10146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}