{"id":10106,"date":"2013-01-04T17:50:57","date_gmt":"2013-01-04T23:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=10106"},"modified":"2013-01-04T17:50:57","modified_gmt":"2013-01-04T23:50:57","slug":"hey-its-fucking-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/04\/hey-its-fucking-friday\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey, It’s Fucking Friday!"},"content":{"rendered":"

You remember “TGIF”? Sure you do. Just like “think outside the box”<\/p>\n

or, “let’s spitball this”, or “brainstorm session”. Yeah? Well those are<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh, right)<\/p>\n

out the window from now on with “Hey, it’s fucking Friday!”. Pretty<\/p>\n

much says what it is. Don’t worry, it will catch on faster than Sailors<\/p>\n

with STD’s, or smokers quitting with the shakes. Make sure to have a<\/p>\n

assload of fun this weekend, don’t play in traffic without a helmet &<\/p>\n

\"\"(I do, I really do)<\/p>\n

never play leap frog with a unicorn. Hey, that’s good advice. I’m just<\/p>\n

sayin’. So when god gives you “yellow snow”, make an asshole eat it<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You remember “TGIF”? Sure you do. Just like “think outside the box” or, “let’s spitball this”, or “brainstorm session”. Yeah? Well those are (Oh, right) out the window from now on with “Hey, it’s fucking Friday!”. Pretty much says what it is. Don’t worry, it will catch on faster than Sailors with STD’s, or smokers […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10106"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10106"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10112,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10106\/revisions\/10112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}