{"id":1010,"date":"2009-03-21T12:32:42","date_gmt":"2009-03-21T18:32:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1010"},"modified":"2009-03-21T12:33:52","modified_gmt":"2009-03-21T18:33:52","slug":"good-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/21\/good-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Good News&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bad news&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Good news is in today&#8217;s economy, we have a CEO delivering pizza&#8217;s&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The bad news is it&#8217;s to <em>you<\/em> and it really sucks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/buzz.yahoo.com\/article\/1:y_featured:40f81fb357d186d53d2e29bdcc15dbcf\/From-CEO-to-pizza-man;_ylt=An0Gx5dWe0hCyPhiSLZfljYazJV4\">Ken Karpman went from making $750,000 a year to $7.29 an hour, plus tips.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/badnewsgoodnews.JPG\" alt=\"badnewsgoodnews.JPG\" height=\"272\" width=\"362\" \/>(Move smooth ha haaa!)<\/p>\n<p>Good news; you got in an accident and your dick is bigger&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Bad news,<\/p>\n<p>Your homophobic and your overly gay neighbor Toby noticed and won&#8217;t stop calling&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Rock your madness&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-4226128382\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bad news&#8230; Good news is in today&#8217;s economy, we have a CEO delivering pizza&#8217;s&#8230; The bad news is it&#8217;s to you and it really sucks&#8230; Ken Karpman went from making $750,000 a year to $7.29 an hour, plus tips. (Move smooth ha haaa!) Good news; you got in an accident and your dick is bigger&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1010"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1010\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}