{"id":101,"date":"2008-08-14T08:03:48","date_gmt":"2008-08-14T14:03:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=101"},"modified":"2008-08-14T08:03:48","modified_gmt":"2008-08-14T14:03:48","slug":"fun-things-to-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/14\/fun-things-to-say\/","title":{"rendered":"Fun things to say&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Baby Jesus in a toupee!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.johnbolger.com\/img\/babydoll01.jpg\" height=\"172\" width=\"182\" \/><font size=\"-1\">(Our lord &amp; savior is shocked with the low low prices at <em>Manny\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Wig &amp; Baby  \t\tToupee Emporium<\/em>)<\/font><\/p>\n<p>Sorry, just trying new reaction lines when someone says something shocking in the work place.  \t\tHere are a few <strong>you<\/strong> can try, let me know how they go over\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p><em>Hitler\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mustache!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Well bottle my water!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Fuck-a-sorous!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Disco pants!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Sally Struthers balls!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Zesty vagina!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Good luck, and remember to <em>always<\/em> blame me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Baby Jesus in a toupee! (Our lord &amp; savior is shocked with the low low prices at Manny\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Wig &amp; Baby Toupee Emporium) Sorry, just trying new reaction lines when someone says something shocking in the work place. Here are a few you can try, let me know how they go over\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Hitler\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mustache! Well [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}