Republican cry baby Can O Tan Man John Boehner

was just Re-elected Speaker Of “The Batshitcrazies”

(We know)

in congress. He faced BIG Opposition from his own

party. Well I say “His own party” but what I mean is

all the insane jabbering lunatics who both can’t ever

govern or refuse too. They created this monster and

now it’s tearing them all down. Do you know who all

the mouth foaming moron Patriots wanted to be the

“Speaker”?!? Louie Gohmert. Let THAT fucking sink

in for a moment. It would be like replacing One Bad

asshole, with a detached lying partisan racist dipshit

capable of imploding the entire government. We go,

(Fuck no!)

from down right horrific to the ignorant apocalyptic!

One whiff of Screwy Louie in power, & all Democrats

would be elected for the next 10 years. I say 10 years,

because clearly 2003-2008 wasn’t enough of a bigass

social policy warning to really fucking stick. How sad

The Turtle Has Bad “Mitchnesia”

Well that didn’t take long, twitchy Mitchy turtle boy

just said the dumbest fucking thing in the history of

(No thanks!)

forever. Considering how many dumb things he has

said, that should tell you, all you need to know. Liar:

“After so many years of sluggish growth, we are finally
seeing some economic data, that can provide a glimmer
of hope. The uptick appears to coincide with the biggest
political change of the Obama administration’s long tenure
in Washington: expectation of a new Republican Congress”

There is delusional, insane, crazy, & lunar. This falls

under the “Lunar” part. Forget they JUST were ALL

sworn in yesterday, then magically everything that’s

going on now THEY now did?!?!?!? Ummmmm, NO

The entire Republican Party, has done nothing aside

from refusing to govern, & Shutting Down the entire

government to the tune of $24 billion. BRAVO!!!!!!!!

They do not live on this Planet, in Reality, or Realize

what cameras, words, tape or themselves saying shit

(We know asshole)

are. If they’d like to take credit for our recovery they

should’ve stopped ‘standing in the fucking way’. It’d

be like, a man, with no medical record of saving any

one’s life, who has only ruined surgery after surgery

helping ruin lives, and even causing death, suddenly

yelling; “See that guy, I SAVED HIS LIFE! Look how

great I AM!”. No, you’re all lunar crackpots not living

in reality. And the American people fucking hate you

Have a day!