The #1 thing about election season, is the insanely nutty lie ads

And with only 2 weeks to go, please just fucking get it over with

(Great movie)

But I tripped across this one from that crazy-assed race in South

Dakota between R-Kristi Noem, & Dem challenger Matt Varilek

You have to watch this. Laughed so hard I almost pissed myself

Her stunning discoveries of Matt, from the ominous VoiceOver:

(Palin Jr.!)

“2006: Matt Varilek hosts a raucous National Corndog Day party in his
swanky D.C. neighborhood, serving more than 1,000 corn dogs, 1,200
beers and a 150-pound ice luge for consuming shots of Jägermeister”

BWWWWWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now let me get her argument right from the entire ad if I may:

“That intelligent, educated, partying prick is too smart for SD!”

Holy shitball. It’s nuttier than a Payday bar. But it’s even worse

on the national stage for the presidential election. Mitty lies like

(“I party hard”)

an exhausted elderly person, a lady doing yoga, or a limp pecker

Let’s keep it real. The Obama PAC attack ads from the left were

such cheap-assed bush league crap with the “roof dog”, or that

he’s a “tax felon”. Come on! Lock this shit up you lying A-holes

Powell Paints Pandering Picture

Colin Powell will be endorsing Barack Obama again, but you’ve

gotta listen to his specific reason for his selection this time now:

(“Mitt sucks”)

“I think we ought to keep on the track that we are on, I voted for him
in 2008 and I plan to stick with him in 2012. When he took over the
country was in very very difficult straits, we were in one of the worst
recessions we have seen in recent times, so close to a depression…we
were in real trouble, I think generally we’ve come out of the dive and
starting to gain altitude, I see that we are starting to rise up”

Then explained why he specifically didn’t select/endorse Mittens:

“with respect to Governor Romney, I have the utmost respect for him
but as i listened to what his proposals are…I’m not quite sure which
Governor Romney we’d be getting with respect to the economy. It’s
essentially, let’s cut taxes and compensate for that with other things,
but that compensation does not cover all the cuts intended or the
expenses associated with defense. Not only am I not comfortable
with what Governor Romney is proposing for his economic plan, I
have concerns about his views on foreign policy. The Governor who
was speaking on Monday night at the debate was saying things that
were quite different from earlier, so I’m not quite sure which Gov.
Romney we would be getting with respect to foreign policy”

He pretty much summed up Mitt Romney. You don’t know what

you’re going to get. He’s taken more positions on everything than

the entire Karma Surata. BOOM! He has been exposed on every

(True)

level. The election seems close now, it will not be. But just VOTE

Tomorrow: Worst Halloween Costumes Ever-with jokes

Have a day!