Pizza “The” Hut decided to inject itself into the presidential race

(“We get free pizza?”)

by offering $15,600 or a free pizza once a week for 30 years. But

what did they have to do? Pose the question to Obama or Mitt of

what meat they put on their “a-pizza-pie”. Sausage or pepperoni

Turns out most people think it’s a massive pile of shit that makes

our election process shallow, silly, & a gig for product placement

(Forgot that scene)

That’s just so Merican! I mean “fuck the policy, facts, or reality of

political positions”, if you like the same “pizza” I like, and helped

me become “kid pizza bitch”, you totally get my vote. Hey, “totes”

What fucking planet is this? Let us just make all the presidential

candidates wear NASCARS logos. Pizza hut pulled the idea, and

now just made it on-line. That’s advertising speak for “Oh fuck”

(Truth!)

Obama lost debate #1 badly. He was flatter than any 11-year-old

Asian girl. Biden won the debate on Thursday in a big way. Ryan

was shown to be lacking basic facts, & not staying specific on how

his tax cuts balance any budgets or deficits. Mostly because they

fucking DON’T. Everyone who has studied it, says it is impossible

He also was hammered on railing against stimulus $, but taking it

But then what did FOX “News” do? Oh, their BS Bubble went into

“Mega Super Hyper Lying Drive”. Biden was “way too rude”, “was

(“We’re morons!”)

drunk”, “so disrespectful”, & his “laugh made him just look insane”

Ah yes, FOX coming through with all the stalient substance of any

High School hallway after prom. Oh “Jimmy was so lame”. They all

addressed NO POLICY or specific facts, because it hurts Ryan badly

It’s like some crazy creepy cheerleader camp where they all decide

that one other “camper” should never be right about anything ever

And no matter what REALLY happens, that camper will always fail

Now The Koch Suckers Threaten Workers

Oh for fucks sake. You Ayn Rand lying assholes can “Go Galt” at

anytime. GO AHEAD! We don’t care. But if you STAY, sit down

(“What a man!”)

and STFU about “taking your ball & going home” if this election

doesn’t go “your way”. But perhaps most importantly, YOU best

stop all this fucking threatening of your workers in letters if they

don’t “vote against Obama”. It’s now walking a fine line of being

illegal. Currently the state Seigel is in, the other CEO douchebag

(“I’m a dick salad”)

has a “Threats of Employers to Control Votes of Employees Law”

But it’s only for state, local, & municipal. This is federal. But the

idea is clear. You aren’t supposed to threaten workers to vote a

certain way of else “they will get fired”. That is sort of a “no-no”

Or as the rest of rational society says, “Oh, so you’re a sociopath

with $, how terrible”. You have places, CEO’s, making all record

(Weeeeeee)

profits. But remember, THEY DON’T WANT TO SPEND ANY of

their “profits” on new plants or wadges. They only seek to use all

operating costs to cover those. They’re bitching “Hey! When that

Obama raises my taxes, I will pay for those taxes with operating

costs. Never with my profits”. Bottom line to workers is “fuck off

if Obama wants more tax $, it’s coming OUT OF YOUR ASSES!”

Do you understand now? Corporations are not interested in any

(A duped stupid voter)

labor, they only have one goal: PROFITS. They are “amoral”, &

that’s never been clearer here with “If that evil Odummer raises

MY taxes, it’ll cost YOUR job”. To me, that is so fucking illegal it

is not even funny, and ironically it’s absolutely terrible business

They cut their $. They’re blatantly threatening all their workers

for a specific “anti-Obama” vote. To them I say: “You can’t fuck

gold, but gold can fuck you when it’s tax time”. Also Eat-a-dick

Tomorrow: Master Debaters Are At It Again, & Candy Crowley

Have a day!