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RNC vs. DNC

September 10th, 2012

The party’s over. Balloon drops are all done. Empty chairs….still empty

(did you fart?)

What was the take away from them all? Media uses puffy pontification

Until “Honey Boo Boo Child” does something else really fucking stupid

like lights her farts on fire causing 3rd degree burns all up her backside

Then it’s on to non-stop 24-7 coverage of “The Ass Gas That Burnt Her”

The Republican’s put out their ideas. Fuck Obama, Tax Cuts, more war,

and deregulation. Thought Condi gave a decent speech. Mitt’s was good

(Very specific)

but overshadowed by Clint, and Rubio did a great job trying to clean the

verbal palette after Clint’s wordy diaherra mouthed stumbling man bit

If I remember right; the entire theme there was “We Built That”. While

in a publicly funded tax payer stadium paying for 62% of the $139 mil

(“Did I win?”)

They laid out no policy aside from bigger Tax Cuts for the top 3%, and

deregulation. No foreign policy, no jobs policy, no economic policy, and

really no more government. It’s “Trust us, we’re totally awesome & stuff”

After being a popped playground ball getting no bounce, Mitt’s softened

his AHCA repeal to “Well, I’m not getting rid of all of healthcare reform”

(you didn’t, we all did)

So long crazy Tea Party whacko’s. Until Mitt Changes his mind…..again

Mitt changes positions more than a coked up hooker at a frat party. Zing!

Now it’s on to the Democrats. They honestly seemed fired up. They knew

what their platform is, & have been cleaning up after Bush for last 4 years

Until they didn’t by voting for other stupid shit like “God” & “Israel” stuff

(Oh, DNC)

FOX news had a hissy fit they weren’t in there. Hey, it’s not your platform

Naturally Democrats fucked up the vote…very badly right here. Big idiots

Then it was on to loudly making their case for another 4 years of Obama

They laid out specifics: raises taxes on the top 3%, wind down Afgan war,

keep creating even more jobs by passing jobs bills, lower taxes on working

families, rebuilding infrastructure, & regulation. The difference was clear

The worst speaker for DNC convention was my mayor Rham Emmanuel

(Not Rham Emmanuel)

One side painted it that Obama has done nothing right since the history

of forever. While the other side pumps up their record a little because of

the RNC crowd not even admitting that we are creating jobs(slowly), out

of Iraq, our entire Auto industry is back, and Bin Laden is dead. The facts

It comes down to one thing. Who’s got a plan? “Fuck Obama” isn’t a plan

it xenophobic hate that hands us the same economic policies of 2000-08

(“We do good?”)

that caused our mess, then doubles down in them giving the top 3% more

tax cuts than even Bush did. All paid for by cutting programs, and raising

taxes on the middle class. We are all at an intellectual impasse if we can’t

agree on reality itself. According to RNC’ers, Obama didn’t kill Bin Laden

It’s like in Blazing Saddles when Sheriff Bart takes out Mongo, the town

changed. They became more accepting. The bigoted old lady even made

(Classy)

a pie as a thank you, adding, “You’ll have the decency not to mention we

spoke”. Sadly it is a movie. In real life things are much much worse now

No pie, & no thanks, just yell, “You didn’t even do it, Bush & Cheney did”

If we can’t even all agree that Sheriff Bart got Mongo, we’ll go nowhere

BTW-think to 9/11 how our entire country decided to all work together

Now that we’re in a financial mess that is getting better, what is it that

(Still your sheriff)

the Republican’s offer? Is it “jobs bills”? No. Is it “let’s all come together

to make our country better”? Um, nope. Is it even “We have 2 different

visions, so let’s try some of your, & some of ours”? No, for you see that

is compromise. What they have is “Fuck you Commie Kenyan black guy”

That’s about it. GOP fucked it all up, but you’re not fixing it fast enough

Rock Ridge is in trouble so the rest of America is going to keep cleaning

it up without you. The least you could do, is get the fuck out of the way

Next up, the debates. Rarely say this, but it’s gonna get ugly for the GOP

Strike THREE

Chicago teachers on STRIKE. But what’s at stake, what were they asking

for? The CPS decided to make the school day longer by 1 hour 15 minutes

(oh, I can)

The teachers & CPS basically agreed to the progressive wage increases for

them over the next 4 years for the additional time. It is not about money

It’s about the students performance on standardized tests to evaluate all

the teachers. It’s also giving more power to principals over staff decisions

Union president Karen Lewis, who has sharply criticized Emanuel, said

“standardized tests do not take into account inner city poverty as well as

(Hi, Chicago’s Mayor)

hunger & violence in the streets”. It could cost around 6,000 teachers a

job. She said, “Evaluate us on what we do, not the lives of our children

we do not control”. AKA, “Look, I can’t single handily correct for a toxic

home life, I can’t. All we can do is TRY getting through to them”. I agree

These are simple requests to me. Clearly $ isn’t the issue. They new rules

(This might never happen now)

clearly are. Hope they can figure something out soon, or the city is now

gonna fill up with over 350,000 with nothing to fucking do at daytime

And I already get called “Stupid high haired idiot” enough during a day

Tomorrow: Biden’s Biker Photo

Have a day!


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