You’d be shocked to find out how many times it actually works

(Fake Underwear Inspector)

I’d know, it worked like magic on me. How do you think I learned?

The key is to have an official looking badge. It’s all the difference:

(Actual Underwear Inspector)

Now, go collect some underwear you sick creepy fucking degenerates

Let’s just hope they’re all skidmark free. Hey, let’s be careful out there

(RIP my man)

It’s a Hills Street Blues reference. Maybe before most of you were born

Have a weekend!