Prime time pre-NFL football President tonight…

(Where’d the coin toss go?)

He’ll talk about jobs. Hand jobs, rim jobs, Steven jobs, blow jo…

Wait, wrong kind. It’ll all be infrastructure galore with “let’s work together”

I admire the guy. He keeps getting punched in the nuts

(GOP makes borg babies)

But thinks the rich prick Frat Farts might stop soon

It’s like the wife of a chronic asshole spousal abuser

Don’t acted shocked when he pastes you a fresh one

Man Crack Is Back

NFL to any mall trips, errands, or chores means “Not For Long”

(Was it something I said?)

Football starts tonight. Here’s to Aaron Rodgers getting crippled his 1st play

Sorry, I’m a Bears fan for life, and my brother has him in Fantasy Football

Meh, I’m as shallow as a kiddie pool, what can I say

Have a day!