“Chug This Glass Of Sh#t”. Soon to be followed by:

(Wrong FOX)

-“Plane Full Of Whores”
-“Pants Filled With Scorpions”
-“Kick Your Cheating Spouse In The Crotch”

And “Hell’s Kitchen”

Reality TV should be taken to a place where creepy angry drifters hang out

(Oh, it’s real)

Then take away their phone & money, and leave them…forever

Steve Quits Job

You’ve heard by now, Apple CEO Steve Jobs has stepped down

(Yes you do buddy)

He had pancreatic cancer before, so it’s not a stretch to think it’s related

But best of luck Mr. Zillionaire. Maybe you can invent the ipancreas

But Apple will go on, and eventually create:

(Crapple?)

-iworld
-ishit
-ijobs
-idad
-ican’t
-iwon’t
-ishouldn’t
-iwill
-ihigh
-iwin

Have a day!