Archive for June, 2011

Whacking Weiner Around

June 14th, 2011

Weiner is now an official “member” of The Wu-Wang Clan (“I’m hiding the “wang” in question”) All Democrats are asking him to “step down” The Republicans are asking him to “step down” But Captain Cock-n-balls is getting his dance moves ready to “Step Up” (Right on que, a fucking doll) He won’t. Why? Everyone knows […]

I mean, come on… (“Extra” Padding for sure) It’s true. It’s never the actual act. It’s always the lie or cover-up Turns out he has even more pics of him. Some x-rated Weiner, Weiner, Weiner, you always disappoint me *John looks up from his pants* And you too Congressman (“Have you seen my penis on-line […]

Waging Weiner!

June 6th, 2011

Turns out, he did it… (The face of a weiner) What a dick! Sorry buddy, but if you send a “junk shot”, admit it… Now we have to listen to a Weiner probe? Sounds painful He lied and said, “I was hacked!” (“You are getting a pic of my dick!”) Yes, if by “Hacked” you […]

Also known as “We Really Really Really Wish We Were Apple” (Zing!) Why don’t they just get it over with. Gates vs. Jobs in a steel cage match (Fight, fight, fight) My $ is on Gates. Jobs is getting soft now a days… Only using his virtual itrainer, with iMMA, looking for ichokeholds All in […]

Check Out My Weiner!

June 2nd, 2011

The “junk” shot seen round the world… (No face? No chance) Turns out Anthony’s Weiner is now a Twitter favorite you can dance too “I didn’t send any twitter picture” BUT “It…doesn’t look familiar…But I don’t want to say with certitude to you Something that I don’t know to be the certain truth” (Other wenis […]

Seriously? No, fucking seriously buddy? (“But what did I do????”) This is lego hair Blago type shit, on the Tea Turd side… Remember him abusing the state plane for stuff that’s “fu#king golden”? Yep, but then to add that little extra splash of “douche” He use a blacked-out windows limo to dive the additional 100 […]

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