Tick tock, tick tock

On my current “Countdown To Oprah World Domination” clock

(My world bitches!)

it reads 1 year 3 days left…

But according to my “Total Control Of The Universe” clock

It’s showing 3 years, 4 months, and 3 days

(*insert maniacal laugh here)

If she goes lesbo, it drops by a year; then Stedman gets half

Have a day!

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