Tick tock, tick tock
On my current “Countdown To Oprah World Domination” clock
(My world bitches!)
it reads 1 year 3 days left…
But according to my “Total Control Of The Universe” clock
It’s showing 3 years, 4 months, and 3 days
(*insert maniacal laugh here)
If she goes lesbo, it drops by a year; then Stedman gets half
Have a day!