Terrible Carnival Ride Ideas

March 31st, 2011

Here they are, in all there splendor


The Mustashe Ride-Not for kids
The Insurance Ride-You must have current health insurance, expect no lines
The Wallet Lifter-A group of aimless drifters ride next to you & rob you
The Line Ride-Wait in long line. When you get to the end they say, “Rides over”
The Crotch Crusher-A big wooden mallet with a nail on the end rams into your groin
Lot Looter-Loot cars in the lot before the cops catch you(supply own coat-hanger)
Tetanus Shot Alley-It’s just an obstacle course of all sharp rusty metal objects
Remorse Cove-Sleep with someone quickly, then regret it instantly

All these poorly crafted gems are coming soon to a Wal-Mart parking lot near you…

Have a day!

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