Here they are, in all there splendor

(Carnies)

–The Mustashe Ride-Not for kids
–The Insurance Ride-You must have current health insurance, expect no lines
–The Wallet Lifter-A group of aimless drifters ride next to you & rob you
–The Line Ride-Wait in long line. When you get to the end they say, “Rides over”
–The Crotch Crusher-A big wooden mallet with a nail on the end rams into your groin
–Lot Looter-Loot cars in the lot before the cops catch you(supply own coat-hanger)
–Tetanus Shot Alley-It’s just an obstacle course of all sharp rusty metal objects
–Remorse Cove-Sleep with someone quickly, then regret it instantly

All these poorly crafted gems are coming soon to a Wal-Mart parking lot near you…

Have a day!