My grits…

(Oh Flo, you so crazy)

Obama spoke at the Fortune Magazine’s Most Powerful Women Summit

Until his presidential Seal on the podium feel down and go boom…

(“What tha fuck?”)

His under pressure response: “That’s OK, I think everyone here knows who I am”

Only to have a blind woman look around saying, “Wait, what? Who’s this again?”

(I paid for designer shoes I can’t see)

Blind woman: “I’m serious, she sounds way too manly for a woman”

Ronald O’Donnell

She’s really quite harmless. She also seems like a nice person…

It’s all the silly shit coming from her mouth that’s funny

(I don’t masturbate like this)

It makes her sort of sound like a clown

Now according to genius “China’s plotting to take over the US”

How exactly does one “plot” to do what they already have?

Most of our US debt is already HELD by China

(I say funny things)

China can barely keep their own house under populated

You think they want to deal with our whinny kids with no math skills?

Not a fucking chance…

Have a day!