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Not A Good Segway

September 28th, 2010

The owner of Segway sadly went over a cliff to his death while riding on…

Now wait for it…a Segway…

seqway-owner.jpg(Sad day buddy)

He thought he had the “parachute” model

Because they didn’t invent a “cliff diving” model yet…

cliff-diving.jpg(A tiny Segway is hidden up his ass)

Thank god for gravity, cause it would’ve sucked plummeting to your death

At a blazing 12.5mph…

Too soon? Yep…

“Vanilla Ice The Musical”?

For kids…

He could sing “Nice Nice Baby” too old about potty training…

vanilla-ice-album-cover.jpg(If there’s a problem, Yo, I’ll solve it)

How about a “Vanilla Ice Rock Opera” staged to drama?

Better yet, let’s do “Vanilla Ice On Ice”

cool-as-ice-video-jacket.jpg(You melt stone with ice?)

I’m just sayin’ it could work. Really fucking badly…

Have a day!

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