1) I’m stupid
2) Bad at math
3) Swear too much
4) Drink too much
5) Totally corrupt
(“Which way is the exit again?”)
Why I should be mayor of Chicago…
1) I’m stupid
2) Bad at math
3) Swear too much
4) Drink too much
5) Totally corrupt
(Zing!)
Think about it
My best half Sonja thinks, “No, never…in fact don’t ever say that again…seriously”
Have a day!